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to participate in fallatio to appease your partner at the time: to suck a guy off just so he will go to sleep and stop trying to be sexual and/or cuddle
I wasn't in to him at all, but I totally had to bucher him to get him off my back: I was NOT going to have sex with him...so I buchered him and then we both went to bed happy.
bucher by PCruz September 12, 2003
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a special type of power mullet which hair not only flows downward but also on the top of the head rises upward two or three inches. Looks well on a person wearing a hawaiian shirt, sweat shorts, and sandels with socks

the effect of an ignored santulli
KID 1: Oh wow just look at that bucher
Kid 2: its just a beauty
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1. A Jewish bachelor.
Plural: bucherim, buchers.
All the buchers came to Shabbas.
Bucher by literallymegosling September 4, 2022

Jago Bucher 

He is often mistaken as Jago butch but really he is 'Jago Batty Bucher'. he looks like a white umpalumpa and the hight of one too. He a school boy but often has bad tease in what house to choose. He has a fit sister and a good looking mum .
You're such a "Jago Bucher"
Jago Bucher by GuyHorrell November 19, 2021

Bingley Butcher 

A tight-fisted person who eats Road Kill rather than buying meat.
That lad is a right Bingley Butcher! Have sniff of his lunch
Bingley Butcher by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019
Yo Ox-guy, buchen?
Buchen by 420swed September 26, 2010

The lamb ate the butcher! 

Things don't always go according to what's logical or expected.
Nobody gave David a chance in Hell against Golieth, but David fought in faith, and "The lamb ate the butcher!"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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