buchert 

Random word generator. When nothing is in the queue, it randomly spits out "pisatule" or "mirosi"

Ma cac pe mine - hans buchert

buchert by bukkert November 24, 2016

Buchentuchen 

A cover word that can be used to replace other words like "ass" when in reference to females.

When talking in a group of three with another male when a female is present; "This girl has some nice buchentuchen."

Girl-"What's buchentuchen?

Buchentuchen by 2 Chainz Acolyte September 15, 2013

bucher 

to participate in fallatio to appease your partner at the time: to suck a guy off just so he will go to sleep and stop trying to be sexual and/or cuddle

I wasn't in to him at all, but I totally had to bucher him to get him off my back: I was NOT going to have sex with him...so I buchered him and then we both went to bed happy.

bucher by PCruz September 12, 2003

bachert 

A Bachert is someone that has a really big penis.

Girl 1: I had sex with him last night.
Girl 2: Was he a Bachert?

bachert by LongDongBong July 4, 2019

bucher 

a special type of power mullet which hair not only flows downward but also on the top of the head rises upward two or three inches. Looks well on a person wearing a hawaiian shirt, sweat shorts, and sandels with socks

the effect of an ignored santulli

KID 1: Oh wow just look at that bucher
Kid 2: its just a beauty

bucher by UNCLE JESSE'S NEIGHBOORHOOD July 15, 2008

Bumcherto 

An uncontrollably melodic series of chuffs that band together to form a reasonably sized fanfare of wonder.

Hey Frank, did you catch that bumcherto back in the shithouse?

Bumcherto by Davey Cadaver December 25, 2007

Buchered 

When the tee markers are crooked. Often angling severely towards the ruff, instead of the fairway.

Someone buchered these tees. Its literally aimed towards the ruff.

Buchered by Drunk sanji July 31, 2020