Brystalyn oh Brystalyn that one weird friend in the group...ugly rat she must be dating a chad.her parents probably gave up on naming her if she even has any
She's absolutely freaking amazing! She is incredibly kind, loyal, trustworthy, and clever. Shes a blackbear, gnash, eden, pierce the veil loving mofo 😂 She'll always be there for you and she'llnever turn a cold shoulder. She's the greatest friend you could ever have so keep her close! Shes stunningly beautiful and slays life itself. Get you a Krystalynn, you wont regret it.
A beauty that comes from the heart. She has a stunning smile, a vibrant, and positive energy force. Don't underestimate her she can do anything she sets her mind too.
Brystal could receive a college scholarship for softball and never played softball in high school.
shes an all around amazing girl. shes super smart and nice. she always helps you first and she'll worry about herself later. she has a smile that could light up the darkest tunnel. a laugh that makes you smile. she has eyes that mezmerize you and she has a body but swears she dont. shes one of a kind and absolutely beautiful. all the girls hate her cuz all the guys love her, but she swears like shes so ugly. she deserves a slap for saying anything bad about her self because shes fucking perfect. and any guy that passes her up (louis aka the guy she is in LOVE with) is the biggest idiot ever. no one ever thinks of talking shit about her because as sweet as she is she aint affraid to kick some ass. dont even think of messing with her family cuz the next thing you know ur laying on the groung wondering what the hell happened?!?!
albert: dude whos that girl that just walked by?
louis: thats Crystalyn
albert: does she have a man?
louis: she dont. she used to like me too but i dont like her
albert: dont talk to me no more
louis: what?!? why?!?
albert: you just passed up Crystalyn! you dont get dumber than that
Overly cheerful; overly positive and/or cheesy, often in a very cliché manner. Originating from the character Brystal Lynn Evergreen from The Land of Stories series.
Many motivational phrases such as "Follow your dreams!" are often extremely brystallish.
2. I thought that the brystallish therapist used too many encouraging words when talking to me.
3. It is common to britstalize stories when retelling exciting events.
4. "Ugh, don't be such a Brystal!"
6. The teacher started to brystal when teaching her class about friendship and perseverance.
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, drivingproperty prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.