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Brystallish 

Overly cheerful; overly positive and/or cheesy, often in a very cliché manner. Originating from the character Brystal Lynn Evergreen from The Land of Stories series.

Noun: Brystality/Brystal

Adverb: Brystallishly

Verb: Brystalize/Brystal
Many motivational phrases such as "Follow your dreams!" are often extremely brystallish.
2. I thought that the brystallish therapist used too many encouraging words when talking to me.
3. It is common to britstalize stories when retelling exciting events.
4. "Ugh, don't be such a Brystal!"
6. The teacher started to brystal when teaching her class about friendship and perseverance.
Brystallish by Slitherkitten April 29, 2021
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Brostablishment 

Bromance writ large in work settings. The management culture of an organization as dominated by men, typically Caucasian, that work together to intentionally or unintentionally build and maintain a glass ceiling at the organization such that women cannot penetrate and advance in their career at the organization. While occasionally a female with tomboy-like or other bro-like qualities manages to break through this barrier, they are rarely in the top management or leadership positions.
"Hey Edna, don't bother applying for that management position because the brostablishment here will never let you in."
Brostablishment by bookjunkie315 October 30, 2012
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