Brystal

A beauty that comes from the heart. She has a stunning smile, a vibrant, and positive energy force. Don't underestimate her she can do anything she sets her mind too.

Brystal could receive a college scholarship for softball and never played softball in high school.

by TLC VIolet April 25, 2013

Brystal

A fucking loon

That bitch is a Brystal

by STD Lover March 30, 2009

Brostalgia

A wistful or excessively sentimental yearning for return to a past period with your bro or bros.

Dude: Yo, let's steal the napkin-holder from this bar.
Widowed-Bro: . . . nah (disappointedly turns away)
Dude: You alright man?
Widowed-Bro: . . . (Thinking about a time he and his bros took a road trip to New Mexico and stole a horse-cop's horse and used it to commandeer an oxen and 12 hundred dollars worth of cattle)
Dude: Dude!
Widowed-Bro: Sorry . . . just thinking about this thing me and my bros once stole
Dude: You need to stop being so brostalgic and live in reality.
Widowed-Bro: I can't help my brostalgia. I loved Ted "T-Killa" Jones. He was my main bro . . . Goddamn it! I told him not to play 13 consecutive games of Flip Cup with Everclear grain alcohol. (A single brostalgic tear rolls down his cheek)

by The Sebastian November 21, 2009

Brystallish

Overly cheerful; overly positive and/or cheesy, often in a very cliché manner. Originating from the character Brystal Lynn Evergreen from The Land of Stories series.

Noun: Brystality/Brystal

Adverb: Brystallishly

Verb: Brystalize/Brystal

Many motivational phrases such as "Follow your dreams!" are often extremely brystallish.
2. I thought that the brystallish therapist used too many encouraging words when talking to me.
3. It is common to britstalize stories when retelling exciting events.
4. "Ugh, don't be such a Brystal!"
6. The teacher started to brystal when teaching her class about friendship and perseverance.

by Slitherkitten April 29, 2021

Brustal

Brustal; {Broos-tl}

–adjective

1. The darkest form of evil.

2. Pure intensity: brustal music.

3. harsh; ferocious.

Origin:

The only word able to describe such concentrated hell.

—Related forms

brus·tal·ly, adverb

hy·per·brus·tal, adjective

hy·per·brus·tal·ly, adverb

OMG that was more than brutal... It was brustal!

by X Sentinel June 28, 2010

brystol

The best girl in the world cares for you loves you and you would take a bullet for her she'll become your favourite person in the world and you can't stop saying I love you to her she makes you blush she makes you change and become a way better person she's all around the best girl in the entire world

I love you Brystol

by Secret 1234 May 12, 2018

brostalk

Like sisstalk. When you go online to find information in profiles, etc. about what's going on in your brother's life because it's easier than picking up the phone and calling him.

Jane: My brother bought a new car.
Jenn: You called him?
Jane: No, he never answers his phone. I just brostalked him.

by lbeeee June 1, 2009