Brutile.

Brutally futile. Something so futile that, if attempted will lead to a failure so brutal, that the person who tries will be unrecognizable as if they had been mutilated by a thousand seagulls.

Dude, we have to get out of here before the seagulls take over. Resistance is brutile.

by Jammiz May 13, 2009

brutilated

Similar to someone getting owned. But getting owned really harshly.

Person 1: Dude jimmy just got owned really harshly!
Person 2: No mate, he got brutilated!

by Cat_Meow July 6, 2008

Brutilate

Brutal mutilation

I'm going to brutilate you!

by Hav09 February 1, 2018