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To pass gas in an unquiet manner. A more polite way of saying butt trumpet". See fart or flatulence.
Emiliano: "Do you want to hear me play my brumpet?"
Brumpet by J.J. Goodwind February 18, 2009
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The inverse of the Blumpkin. In a blumpette, oral sex (cunnilingus) is performed on a woman while she sits on a toilet either during, or shortly after, she has defecated. Wiping and flushing before the oral sex begins is known as a "courtesy wipe" and a "courtesy flush". This is known as a "Semi-clean Blumpette". As this removes much of the smell and unpleasantness for the pleasurer it is considered less dirty and less risque. A true "Clean Blumpette" is performed before the woman relieves herself. This is considered the least kinky, as it is more or less normal cunnilingus that happens to take place in the bathroom.
Kay was turned on by the filthiness of the Blumpette, so she made Arnie eat her out while she was still on the toilet.
Blumpette by Tron Engewar February 3, 2008
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Brumpette 

Similar to brumpet. To pass gas in an unquiet manner. A brumpette produces higher musical notes. A more polite way of saying butt trumpet". See Brumpet or fart or flatulence.
Emiliano: "Would you like to hear my brumpette"
Brumpette by J.J. Goodwind February 18, 2009

Brümpst 

A word Olivia has said but refuses to give the definition to, leaving everyone asking in mystery.
Olivia is being quirky saying Brumpst

Olivia: Brümpst, swipe up if you can relate
Adam: What does brumpst mean
Olivia:hehehehehehe

you'll never kno

Brumpels 

The sensation of extreme repeated flatulence in the morning...Normally accompanied by the Liquor Shits!
My girlfriend kicked me outta bed this morning...I had a mad case of the brumpels!
Brumpels by Rand-o September 25, 2007

brumption 

"time to have my 5oclock brumption"

- mia
brumption by coolestguyever74 June 17, 2020

Gary Brummet 

A crippled up ninja wannabe with noodle arms who caries fifty cent numb chucks. Loves to be around little mental kids "helps" them play games. His greasy hair will shine so bright that all the skanky mommas will flock to his fagness. All the regular guys want to punch him in the vagina and are able to see through his gay ass persona he puts up. His wife carries his cojones in a Mason-jar.
Hahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!! your mom is with a gary!!! hahaha

you don't have cojones you gary brummet!!

You smell like a stinky gary(vagina)
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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