Brumpet
To pass gas in an unquiet manner. A more polite way of saying butt trumpet". See fart or flatulence.
Brumpet by J.J. Goodwind February 18, 2009
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Blumpette
The inverse of the Blumpkin. In a blumpette, oral sex (cunnilingus) is performed on a woman while she sits on a toilet either during, or shortly after, she has defecated. Wiping and flushing before the oral sex begins is known as a "courtesy wipe" and a "courtesy flush". This is known as a "Semi-clean Blumpette". As this removes much of the smell and unpleasantness for the pleasurer it is considered less dirty and less risque. A true "Clean Blumpette" is performed before the woman relieves herself. This is considered the least kinky, as it is more or less normal cunnilingus that happens to take place in the bathroom.
Kay was turned on by the filthiness of the Blumpette, so she made Arnie eat her out while she was still on the toilet.
Blumpette by Tron Engewar February 3, 2008
Brumpette
Similar to brumpet. To pass gas in an unquiet manner. A brumpette produces higher musical notes. A more polite way of saying butt trumpet". See Brumpet or fart or flatulence.
Brumpette by J.J. Goodwind February 18, 2009
Brümpst
Olivia is being quirky saying Brumpst
Olivia: Brümpst, swipe up if you can relate
Adam: What does brumpst mean
Olivia:hehehehehehe
you'll never kno
Olivia: Brümpst, swipe up if you can relate
Adam: What does brumpst mean
Olivia:hehehehehehe
you'll never kno
Brümpst by Mysterious Quirky Person March 27, 2019
Brumpels
The sensation of extreme repeated flatulence in the morning...Normally accompanied by the Liquor Shits!
brumption
brumption by coolestguyever74 June 17, 2020
Gary Brummet
A crippled up ninja wannabe with noodle arms who caries fifty cent numb chucks. Loves to be around little mental kids "helps" them play games. His greasy hair will shine so bright that all the skanky mommas will flock to his fagness. All the regular guys want to punch him in the vagina and are able to see through his gay ass persona he puts up. His wife carries his cojones in a Mason-jar.
Hahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!! your mom is with a gary!!! hahaha
you don't have cojones you gary brummet!!
You smell like a stinky gary(vagina)
you don't have cojones you gary brummet!!
You smell like a stinky gary(vagina)
Gary Brummet by Phalanges Ortega May 26, 2010
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