BumPetS

The threshold of a legend,

Also in Whales reffered to as Tea and Bumpents.

Yesterday Tea And Bumpets was an absolute blast!?!

by Publano February 11, 2019

chin bumpers

Testicles, especially when receiving oral sex.

My chin bumpers were sore after the bitch gave me head for an hour

by djslut September 20, 2005

bumperstalker

A more stigmatizing descriptor than tailgater.

I would have enjoyed the drive without that bumperstalker.

by Detroit Tigers fan November 28, 2013

riding bumpers

Riding bumpers is when you follow someone in a vehicle too closely for a long period of time. Often used as an intimidation tactic or in retaliation for some real or perceived driving impoliteness.

Riding bumpers is allowed when someone cuts you off in traffic!

by Roxannaroxanna May 9, 2019

biscuit bumpers

Two or more hefty female college athletes - usually bowlers, who engage in mutual genital stimulation thereby "bumping" their biscuits together.

Those two bitches bowled a hell of a game. I'll bet they go home and bump biscuits. Or simply "Biscuit Bumpers!!!"

by T Jew February 4, 2010

Dock Bumpers

Fake boobs which obviously look fake.
Too round, high and oddly spaced on the chest it is apparent these boobs have calcified into hardened blobs.

Touching them is reminiscent of the hard foam dock bumpers used when tethering boats to keep them from banging against the dock or moorings.

Check out Abbey's new dock bumpers. She's so proud of them but they feel so fake when you give her a hug.

Nice dock bumpers on Tiffy, huh? I'm sure they set her boyfriend back a few paychecks.

by Joy Lovewell December 28, 2009

bumperstilskin

v.
to do a bump or to snort a drug.

Let's do some bumperstilskins and rave all night long

by A Guy Named Gal March 19, 2005