Riding bumpers is when you follow someone in a vehicle too closely for a long period of time. Often used as an intimidation tactic or in retaliation for some real or perceived driving impoliteness.

Riding bumpers is allowed when someone cuts you off in traffic!

riding bumpers by Roxannaroxanna May 9, 2019

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biscuit bumpers

Two or more hefty female college athletes - usually bowlers, who engage in mutual genital stimulation thereby "bumping" their biscuits together.

Those two bitches bowled a hell of a game. I'll bet they go home and bump biscuits. Or simply "Biscuit Bumpers!!!"

biscuit bumpers by T Jew February 4, 2010

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Dock Bumpers

Fake boobs which obviously look fake.
Too round, high and oddly spaced on the chest it is apparent these boobs have calcified into hardened blobs.

Touching them is reminiscent of the hard foam dock bumpers used when tethering boats to keep them from banging against the dock or moorings.

Check out Abbey's new dock bumpers. She's so proud of them but they feel so fake when you give her a hug.

Nice dock bumpers on Tiffy, huh? I'm sure they set her boyfriend back a few paychecks.

Dock Bumpers by Joy Lovewell December 28, 2009

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bumperstilskin

v.
to do a bump or to snort a drug.

Let's do some bumperstilskins and rave all night long

bumperstilskin by A Guy Named Gal March 19, 2005

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