Bruggs

A guy who is pussywhipped easily. The type if guy to tell a girl he loves her on the first date. Usually but not always a huge pussy when it comes to sports, drinking, partying, and pretty much anything else that most guys would consider fun. Would rather spend a night at home with his girlfriend of three weeks cuddling and watching movies than going out with the boys. Almost always a guy in his early twenties who listens exclusively to Drake.

Man did you hear about Brendan? He quit football so he could spend more time with Abby and he promised her he would never drink again!

Wow he's such a fucking bruggs.

Bruggs by Yung trill September 4, 2014

Briggs Issue 

A magazine written by homeless artists. Started up by Briggsy this magazine has never sold a single copy because it is such pretentious bollocks.

Homeless artist: Briggs Issue, sir?

Normal person: Fuck off you arty scum.

Briggs Issue by Gordy Frigmahole September 21, 2006

Briggsy Back Chat 

Briggsy small talk whilst the said being is engaged in a 'reach-around' with a homosexual partner.

Quit the briggsy back chat and satisfy my oak branch whilst nestling my acorns

Briggsy Back Chat by Disturbed Undergarment November 24, 2006

Grand Theft Briggsy 

Name given to the current trend among arty types of shoplifting bondage equipment and dildos from sex shops. The stolen goods are then used in homemade porno films, a copy of which is sent to the manager of the shop in question.

Sex shop manager: Watch that little shit, Bertha. Looks an arty type. Probably here to commit Grand Theft Briggsy.

Grand Theft Briggsy by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 8, 2006

Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer 

Briggsy has, over time, developed the unique talent of being able to communicate with the largest living land animals through the use of his incredibly deep voice which has an expansive range of between 300-600km. He has honed this ability onto preying on any women over 16st in weight. It is rumoured that his deep tones have attractive qualities for these women, so they are easily lured into his miniscule frame.

What's that rumbling? the ground is starting to shake...is it the sound of Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer luring his pie eating salad dodgers or is it a herd of the fat 'meat-wagons' travelling to his lair?

Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer by sunday roast with two sows August 24, 2006

Briggsyccino 

A hot beverage, popular in art circles, comprising scrounged coffee, cadged milk and stolen sugar. Invented by and named after Briggsy, the famous art dwarf who boasted that he'd never paid for a coffee in his life.

What's that you're drinking you vile little shit?

Its a Briggsyccino.

Briggsyccino by Des Lynam's Love-Gland October 11, 2006

Saint Briggsy's Day

When a man gets lucky at the gay bar on a Sunday night and gets so well rogered he doesn't go in to work on the Monday. His day off is known in the gay community as Saint Briggsy's Day.

I went home with two fat black trannies last night and my arse is rawer than sushi. I'm gonna have a Saint Briggsy's Day.

Saint Briggsy's Day by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 11, 2006