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Brotronic. 

Really shitty electronic music that is popular among american highschoolers and clubgoers. IE: Far East Movement, every dance remix of a pop song ever made, and the genre Dubstep. Mostly consists of high whirring noises and starts out with a buildup then a drop with bass.
Fan of Brotronic. : you hear that Ke$ha remix?

Me: you mean that remix that starts out exactly like every other remix?
Brotronic. by The real expert June 29, 2011
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boptronic 

inclined towards techno music, especially a desire to listen and/or dance to it
she may be a hottie, but she's way too boptronic for my blood!
boptronic by bonzai June 20, 2004

Brotonic 

A phobic response one uses when being accused of bromance.
"Yo Mike, I heard you and Phil saw the Cranberries play last night. Another bromantic night?"

"Nah, it was strictly brotonic, dude."
Brotonic by FTD November 9, 2006

Brobonic Plague 

Occurs when an illness spreads amongst a group of bros. Usually occurs after a brodeo, brobeque, broadtrip and/or brodown
Bro 1: Hey bro, good thing we didn't go to that brodeo on the weekend.

Bro 2: Ya bro, I heard the Brobonic Plague hit those guys hard.

Brosonic 

A portmanteu of the words Masonic and Bro. Used to describe something secretive in nature relating to bros.
Mike, Greg and I scheduled a Brosonic meeting for Thursday.
Brosonic by Kurt Norris June 19, 2010

Brutonic Force 

1. Applying far too much energy for the task at hand.
2. The amount of energy needed to send the entire bag of potato chips sailing across the kitchen as you attempt to open said bag.
3. The amount of energy required to almost, but not completely, destroy a delicate instrument while attempting to repair it.
Jim: Why is there a screwdriver sticking through my watch?

Fred: I slipped while trying to change the battery and brutonic force did the rest.

Jim: My watch is completely screwed. (Pun not intended but accepted none the less)

Fred: No it isn't. You can still use the band.
Brutonic Force by Gene Pearson January 13, 2009
When something is both stupid and boring. Moronic/boring
All social commentary broadcast by coporate media is boronic.
Boronic by Elkien May 22, 2010