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Brobonics 

A language of hyperbolic simile that white males use amongst one another. Most words are created on a whim, yet so obvious in intended meaning that it is unnecessary to ask their interpretation.
What are you, petarded?!

Cesar, I think YOU'RE petarded, for combining pretty and retarded to make up your own word!

It's brobonics dude, get with the program!
Brobonics by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009

Brotonic 

A phobic response one uses when being accused of bromance.
"Yo Mike, I heard you and Phil saw the Cranberries play last night. Another bromantic night?"

"Nah, it was strictly brotonic, dude."
Brotonic by FTD November 9, 2006

Brobonic Plague 

Occurs when an illness spreads amongst a group of bros. Usually occurs after a brodeo, brobeque, broadtrip and/or brodown
Bro 1: Hey bro, good thing we didn't go to that brodeo on the weekend.

Bro 2: Ya bro, I heard the Brobonic Plague hit those guys hard.

brosonification 

1. A form of portmanteau where one combines the name of a famous person, living or dead, with the word bro.
Hey bro, what's your favorite brosonification?

Teddy Broosevelt.

Nice one, bro.
brosonification by MalcomOSX July 1, 2010

Brotonic 

A MAN THAT IS SEX WITH ANOTHER BRO BUT THEY ARE FRIENDS
Hey did you hear about the BROTONIC relationship??
Brotonic by Brotonic January 19, 2023

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026