Brosonic

A portmanteu of the words Masonic and Bro. Used to describe something secretive in nature relating to bros.

Mike, Greg and I scheduled a Brosonic meeting for Thursday.

by Kurt Norris June 19, 2010

Brobonics

A language of hyperbolic simile that white males use amongst one another. Most words are created on a whim, yet so obvious in intended meaning that it is unnecessary to ask their interpretation.

What are you, petarded?!

Cesar, I think YOU'RE petarded, for combining pretty and retarded to make up your own word!

It's brobonics dude, get with the program!

by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009

Brotonic

A phobic response one uses when being accused of bromance.

"Yo Mike, I heard you and Phil saw the Cranberries play last night. Another bromantic night?"

"Nah, it was strictly brotonic, dude."

by FTD November 9, 2006

Brobonic Plague

Occurs when an illness spreads amongst a group of bros. Usually occurs after a brodeo, brobeque, broadtrip and/or brodown

Bro 1: Hey bro, good thing we didn't go to that brodeo on the weekend.

Bro 2: Ya bro, I heard the Brobonic Plague hit those guys hard.

by Jesus Mary and Broseph November 19, 2009

brosonification

1. A form of portmanteau where one combines the name of a famous person, living or dead, with the word bro.

Hey bro, what's your favorite brosonification?

Teddy Broosevelt.

Nice one, bro.

by MalcomOSX July 1, 2010

Brotonic

A MAN THAT IS SEX WITH ANOTHER BRO BUT THEY ARE FRIENDS

Hey did you hear about the BROTONIC relationship??

by Brotonic January 19, 2023