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noun - the tribal dialect of the island of England.
your mother innit, fucking minging, dont be spittin on my mans dem, ill fucking kick your head in you dirty chav? ;/
britonics by rezn8 January 10, 2005
Words you can keep
British Ebonics - The retarded slang used in England.
innit you chavs, etc...
britonics by Kalvano January 11, 2005

Brobonics 

A language of hyperbolic simile that white males use amongst one another. Most words are created on a whim, yet so obvious in intended meaning that it is unnecessary to ask their interpretation.
What are you, petarded?!

Cesar, I think YOU'RE petarded, for combining pretty and retarded to make up your own word!

It's brobonics dude, get with the program!
Brobonics by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009

Britoniocircut 

A playa that hangs out with Davis Murphle
Britoniocircut and i were out playing forty and chillin

Brotonic 

A phobic response one uses when being accused of bromance.
"Yo Mike, I heard you and Phil saw the Cranberries play last night. Another bromantic night?"

"Nah, it was strictly brotonic, dude."
Brotonic by FTD November 9, 2006
Pronounced like "Titanic", Britanick is two friends BRIAN and NICK who are putting their degrees from NYU to literally no use. Their videos have been making YouTubers laugh for months, and their recent "Academy Award Winning Movie Trailer" has been the most popular to date. They could also bang your mother, sister, girlfriend, and pretty female cousin because of how awesome and funny they are. DO SOMETHING.
Guy 1: Our YouTube video has over a hundred hits!
Guy 2: That may be, but we're nowhere near as successful as BriTANick.
BriTANick by BriFANick May 18, 2010

Brutonic Force 

1. Applying far too much energy for the task at hand.
2. The amount of energy needed to send the entire bag of potato chips sailing across the kitchen as you attempt to open said bag.
3. The amount of energy required to almost, but not completely, destroy a delicate instrument while attempting to repair it.
Jim: Why is there a screwdriver sticking through my watch?

Fred: I slipped while trying to change the battery and brutonic force did the rest.

Jim: My watch is completely screwed. (Pun not intended but accepted none the less)

Fred: No it isn't. You can still use the band.
Brutonic Force by Gene Pearson January 13, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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