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britonics

noun - the tribal dialect of the island of England.
your mother innit, fucking minging, dont be spittin on my mans dem, ill fucking kick your head in you dirty chav? ;/
by rezn8 January 10, 2005
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britonics

British Ebonics - The retarded slang used in England.
innit you chavs, etc...
by Kalvano January 11, 2005
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Brobonics

A language of hyperbolic simile that white males use amongst one another. Most words are created on a whim, yet so obvious in intended meaning that it is unnecessary to ask their interpretation.
What are you, petarded?!

Cesar, I think YOU'RE petarded, for combining pretty and retarded to make up your own word!

It's brobonics dude, get with the program!
by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009
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Britoniocircut

A playa that hangs out with Davis Murphle
Britoniocircut and i were out playing forty and chillin
by Joe Biden's Stool Sample January 7, 2019
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Brotonic

A phobic response one uses when being accused of bromance.
"Yo Mike, I heard you and Phil saw the Cranberries play last night. Another bromantic night?"

"Nah, it was strictly brotonic, dude."
by FTD November 9, 2006
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BriTANick

Pronounced like "Titanic", Britanick is two friends BRIAN and NICK who are putting their degrees from NYU to literally no use. Their videos have been making YouTubers laugh for months, and their recent "Academy Award Winning Movie Trailer" has been the most popular to date. They could also bang your mother, sister, girlfriend, and pretty female cousin because of how awesome and funny they are. DO SOMETHING.
Guy 1: Our YouTube video has over a hundred hits!
Guy 2: That may be, but we're nowhere near as successful as BriTANick.
by BriFANick May 18, 2010
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Brutonic Force

1. Applying far too much energy for the task at hand.
2. The amount of energy needed to send the entire bag of potato chips sailing across the kitchen as you attempt to open said bag.
3. The amount of energy required to almost, but not completely, destroy a delicate instrument while attempting to repair it.
Jim: Why is there a screwdriver sticking through my watch?

Fred: I slipped while trying to change the battery and brutonic force did the rest.

Jim: My watch is completely screwed. (Pun not intended but accepted none the less)

Fred: No it isn't. You can still use the band.
by Gene Pearson January 13, 2009
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