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A brotik is a friend you grew up with that sticks with you through good times and bad times. A ride or die companion. See also- A brother from another mother.
Jay: "Aye, you know Tim?"

Mike: "Hell yeah, known that fool since we was 4 years old..That's my Brotik."
Brotik by Del302 December 1, 2013
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Combination of bro and invertigo. The act of being so unbro-ish to your fellow bros that you ruin the night. similar to cock-block.
Guy #1-God after Vince showed up I felt such brotigo I ended up going home.
Guy #2-I know! he really ruined my time at the party.
Brotigo by WTRPOLOSNPR November 12, 2010
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Broticulation 

A bro's art of articulating an idea amongst other bros. Often the concept will be misunderstood by non-bros due to a misbrommunication on their part, however, the bro himself is never accountable for a lack of clarity when broticulating.
Brent- "Yo Chad, I saw this awesome truck today, it had like these big things at the front and all this other awesome stuff at the back"
Chad- "Wow bro I totally get what you mean on account of your excellent broticulation".
Broticulation by Bro-EE3 November 25, 2009
Bronika is typically a girl eho is drop dead gorgeous. She gives the best advice, and is truly one of a kind. She is very kind, and is an amazing dancer. She is very lovable. If you don't know her then you wish she did and if you already do then she's your best freind. She has strong emotions, and loves with all of her heart. She is genuine and is 100% real. She is passionate about what she loves most. She has a great sense of humor, and is very gentle and graceful. She can be loud but its nothing her friends can't handle.
Do you know Bronika?
Yes!! She's my best friend!!!
Bronika by MandiGG July 8, 2010
Another word for friends or the individuals in the social group which you socialize.
'Hey broting, wanna go to town?'
Broting by JAMESSCHMICHAEL October 17, 2011
A manly scented lotion designed specifically to suit men's sense of smell.
My girlfriend always tried to put her fruity smelling lotion on me so I went out and got me some brotion so I wouldn't smell like a chick.
Brotion by Babe0807 July 4, 2009

brotivation 

Ever feel like you can't get your life together? Like the only next possible step is quitting? Brotivation is the push you need from a close friend who knows you well. That friend provides adequate motivation for your next step to be successful and confident completion of you duties. Hella necessary during hangovers, depressed moods, exhaustion, and general lethargy.
Dude, I had 12 long island iced teas last night, there is NO WAY I can go to the hospital and help my wife push out our first baby.

Bro, this is the moment your life begins. No amount of LIT's should stop you from watching the moment you become a father.

Dude, you are right. Get me a glass of water and a some clothes that I didn't vomit on. Thanks for the brotivation.
brotivation by Meeshelluh May 13, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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