brotillery 

An extremely monstrous bro with at least 18 inch biceps and a 350 pound bench press.

Little Bro: Hey brotillery! Let me get your bicep workout!

brotillery by rock'n sock'em boppers July 24, 2010

brotillery 

The enemy that comes for you when you are in the clouds. The brotillery consist of a group of creatures (who knows what they are exactly) who will kidnap you and keep you prisoner in their dungeon. You can also hear their swords and armor clank in the distance when they come for you.

OH NO MAN I HEAR THE CLANKING DUDE! I THINK THE BROTILLERY IS COMING TO LOCK ME UP IN THE DUNGEON!

brotillery by Master of the Brotillery February 21, 2011

bartillery

A keg of beer. Derived from brenade, and a portmanteau of brain and artillery.

As with "brenade", the "brain" refers to the alcohol's deleterious effects. Similarly, the "artillery" can compliment the "brain" when referring to the explosiveness of the keg's effects. It also refers to the similarity of a keg to an artillery shell: the metal, the actual potential of explosion, the weight and use of special equipment, the loading of a keg into an ice bath or kegerator (like a shell into a cannon), etc.

Incoming bartillery!

bartillery by Cpt. Drunkard December 9, 2010