Brotini

The act of shaking (in ice) an otherwise bland and fratty drink consisting of 3rd tier liquor and chaser with a martini shaker and straining it into a martini glass; therefore bequeathing the class and sophistication that previously eluded what would otherwise be known as a brodrink.

Bro 1: Fellas, I picked up a fifth of svedka and sprite, let's pour this into a cup and make brodrinks.

Bro 2: I don't know bro, I feel like we should change things up tonight.

Bro 3: Tonight is special. I just got a promotion so we're goin all out tonight and making brotinis.

Bro 1+2: Bromance for days.

by Johnny-Bro December 28, 2009

brotini

yet another branch off of derivatives of bro without all the bad connotations. see brollerskates

hey man i'm ordering a pizza..want in?

hells yeah brotini!

by GrizLee April 30, 2008

brotini

When two or more bro’s go out to the bar and order martinis together. Most commonly martinis on happy hour special. I.e. $3 special for 50 Shades of Pink Martini

Me and the boys are going out for brotinis before happy hour ends so stop being a bitch so I can make it on time.

by MyPoopHoroscope October 3, 2019

Brokini

Male swimwear with a bikini bottom and shoulder strap. Designed to show off your small package in style.

Wow that guy looks really cute in his Brokini!

by JeremyVanlanda July 22, 2020

Brotanica

A reference to the once mighty, proud, and indestructible vessel manned by only bros and homies that were fiercly loyal and would never have hesitated to take a bullet (or an iceberg) for each other. Like the Titanic, it was destined to suffer the same tragic fate. Pandora's box was opened on deck and a combination of a lack of respect, disloyalty, passive aggressiveness, jealousy, and backstabbing caused the ship to go astray, hit an iceberg, and sink.

Gangplank: Brotanica has sunk!
Miss Fortune: Poor Caribee, Heretic, and Rewgew all drowned.
Gangplank: Thank god for these lifeboats. At least we made it to paradise, but it's kind of scary being haunted by them from their watery graves.
Miss Fortune: Fortune doesn't favor fools!

by Yessica Ly April 21, 2013

Broting

Another word for friends or the individuals in the social group which you socialize.

'Hey broting, wanna go to town?'

by JAMESSCHMICHAEL October 17, 2011

bro-tini

(noun) An alcoholic beverage that consists of one cup of Natural Light or Keystone Light beer with a shot of Banker's Club vodka mixed in. It is usually served in a Solo cup but any plastic cup is adequate. The drink is typically garnished with a cigarette bud or the bone of a chicken wing.

I was at the Phi Sigma Alpha kegger last night and wanted to get f*cked up. I told my bro I didn't want to take straight shots so he made me a bro-tini that was off the chain.

by KidA RIP November 21, 2009