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Brotesting 

To join a close friend (mainly male) in protesting something just because he's your buddy.
"I didn't know you support a withdrawal from Iraq!"
"I don't, I'm just here because you are."
"So, you're just brotesting?"
"You got it."
Brotesting by Kadyr October 18, 2008
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Brotesting 

When the homies protest cause the hoes aint loyal.
the boys will be brotesting the beach because the hoes b wildin.
Brotesting by HaydenBeCheatin May 28, 2021

Brotesting 

The act of males openly rejecting ideas of outdated, emasculating, or dinegrating depictions of masculinity, particularly as they are portrayed through media.
I am brotesting that brand of detergent because their commercials depict dads as bumbling idiots incapable of doing laundry.

Peaceful Protesting 

What liberals call burning down buildings and rioting in the streets over a person dying who happened to be black

Brotating 

When you stick your dick in your bros ass and you start rotating and spinning like a helicopter
Bro, Kyle and I tried brotating last night and my girl walked in us. So embarrassing!
Brotating by SCHLONG DONG 85 December 2, 2021

Brotesticular 

The word used to define when a bro has certain testicular urges (either medical or sexual) that can only be satisfied by one of his closest bros.
"Mark felt a lump yesterday, I had to dedicate some brotesticular time"

Brotexting

When a bro overly and without cause continually texts another bro almost as if they were texting a female.
Yo kyle is always brotexting he constantly is trying to have long drawn out conversations with me if he didn't have a girfriend i would think he was trying to get with me.
Brotexting by MFGriddles January 5, 2009
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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