Brostratu 

People who take the TV show vikings too seriously.

Weak minded sheep following a trend insulting true followers of the asatru path and giving them a bad name with their garbage and TV drama brought to life.

Making claims to hold to virtues and creeds without following thru truly.

So tired of the brostratu on the interest giving good heathens a bad name.

Brostratu by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

Brosferatu 

An incredibly bro bro, who creeps out other bros with creepily heavy acts of bro.

Yo, look at that Brosferatu over there mainlining Keystone Light. Thats creepy as balls.

Brosferatu by Hohthebro July 15, 2010

Brostradamus 

A bro of such incredible wisdom that he can see into the future.

Jeremy: Dude, Arthur told me that this chick was gonna ask me out and she totally did it!
Brent: Yeah, he's a real brostradamus.

Brostradamus by neithertegannorsara July 4, 2010

Brostruation

When you notice one of your bros is acting like a little bitch its safe to assume that he is suffering from brostruation.

Guy 1: Dude what's up with John?
Guy 2: It's his monthly brostruation.

Brostruation by Gab012 May 5, 2010

Brostitute 

Men who engage in non-sexual relationships with other men for money.

From the documentary Brostitute with Tim Roth

This documentary takes a closer look at the seedy world of brostitution and brostitutes. This film digs deeper than any other film has when it comes to this secret world of bro-on-bro non-sexual love for profit.

I'm new in this town and I have this huge plasma TV to watch the 'big game,' but I don't know anyone yet. I don't want to watch it alone so I hired a brostitute or two to come over and just 'hang.'

See FunnyOrDie.com/m/4526

Brostitute by The REAL Bambino September 6, 2010

brostradamus 

A "bro" who works as a pharmacist and predicts the future quite often.

"...damn brostradamus, how'd you know I'd get in the car crash?"
"I don't know. Have some vicodin."

brostradamus by Quizzledorf May 11, 2008

BROstraction

A distraction either caused by a bro or done to mock a bro.

Occasionally used in beer pong when one team needs to distract the other team

Dude we're getting killed at bp here, we really need a brostraction right about now.

I'm getting really brostracted by the gayness of that bro over there

BROstraction by whitesnake3 February 17, 2010