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Brosferatu 

An incredibly bro bro, who creeps out other bros with creepily heavy acts of bro.
Yo, look at that Brosferatu over there mainlining Keystone Light. Thats creepy as balls.
Brosferatu by Hohthebro July 15, 2010

Brostradamus 

A bro of such incredible wisdom that he can see into the future.
Jeremy: Dude, Arthur told me that this chick was gonna ask me out and she totally did it!
Brent: Yeah, he's a real brostradamus.

Brostruation

When you notice one of your bros is acting like a little bitch its safe to assume that he is suffering from brostruation.
Guy 1: Dude what's up with John?
Guy 2: It's his monthly brostruation.
Brostruation by Gab012 May 5, 2010

Brostitute 

Men who engage in non-sexual relationships with other men for money.

From the documentary Brostitute with Tim Roth

This documentary takes a closer look at the seedy world of brostitution and brostitutes. This film digs deeper than any other film has when it comes to this secret world of bro-on-bro non-sexual love for profit.
I'm new in this town and I have this huge plasma TV to watch the 'big game,' but I don't know anyone yet. I don't want to watch it alone so I hired a brostitute or two to come over and just 'hang.'

See FunnyOrDie.com/m/4526
Brostitute by The REAL Bambino September 6, 2010

brostradamus 

A "bro" who works as a pharmacist and predicts the future quite often.
"...damn brostradamus, how'd you know I'd get in the car crash?"
"I don't know. Have some vicodin."
brostradamus by Quizzledorf May 11, 2008

BROstraction

A distraction either caused by a bro or done to mock a bro.

Occasionally used in beer pong when one team needs to distract the other team
Dude we're getting killed at bp here, we really need a brostraction right about now.

I'm getting really brostracted by the gayness of that bro over there
BROstraction by whitesnake3 February 17, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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