BROSTITUDE 

Brostitude (noun)
A man who frequently engages in casual romantic or sexual relationships with confidence, charm, and a bit of a player mentality. Think of him as a smooth-talking, ladies’ man who always has options.

Origin:
A mix of "bro" (a slang term for a male friend) and "prostitute", but used humorously rather than literally

Example Sentences:

1. "Chris has serious brostitude—he took two different girls on dates in one night!"

2. "You can’t trust Jake to settle down; his brostitude is too strong

BROSTITUDE by Favyglam February 20, 2025

Beastitude 

Noun - Of or relating to levels of beast mode; the quantitative summation of a person's beast mode.

Why were you in beast mode so long? Because I do what I want. Plus, my beastitude is too high not to always be in beast mode.

Beastitude by BigDaddyScoot July 1, 2010

Breastitude 

The amplitude of a wamen's bouncing breasts.

Arthur - "Did you see how that babes tits were bouncing"
Gerald - "Yeah man, she had a large breastitude for sure"

Breastitude by TeeeeeeeeeeJaaaaaaaaaay October 24, 2018

Prostitude 

noun - being or existing in a state of promiscuous, whore-like mentality/behavior.
Not unlike words with a similar suffix, such as "quietude".
adj. - Prostitudinous

Bob- "See that slit over there?"
Joe- "Yeah, what about her? She's beat."
Bob- "Right, but can you sense her....prostitude?"
Joe- "Affirmative. It's tainting the air."

Prostitude by Strange Blue August 12, 2006

Brattitude 

Noun
Brattitude

The spoiled, willful, entitled, bratty way of carrying oneself; Austere posture.
Bratty Disposition or state of mind.
Willful Irritated, Aggitated brattitude; priss-pot posturing.

Brattitude does not work outside of your sorority/fraternity

Brattitude by KaRon Westmoreland January 20, 2018

Brostitute 

Men who engage in non-sexual relationships with other men for money.

From the documentary Brostitute with Tim Roth

This documentary takes a closer look at the seedy world of brostitution and brostitutes. This film digs deeper than any other film has when it comes to this secret world of bro-on-bro non-sexual love for profit.

I'm new in this town and I have this huge plasma TV to watch the 'big game,' but I don't know anyone yet. I don't want to watch it alone so I hired a brostitute or two to come over and just 'hang.'

See FunnyOrDie.com/m/4526

Brostitute by The REAL Bambino September 6, 2010

biostitute 

A biological sciences worker who misrepresents research or commits fraud for the benefit of commercial interests or to make a personal profit.

"She kept lecturing about the health benefits of red wine, but she was just being a biostitute for Gallo, who sponsored her research".

"He made 3 million Euros by publishing the health benefits of a worthless drug."

biostitute by CynicalGeek May 25, 2006