Brostradamus

A bro of such incredible wisdom that he can see into the future.

Jeremy: Dude, Arthur told me that this chick was gonna ask me out and she totally did it!
Brent: Yeah, he's a real brostradamus.

by neithertegannorsara June 29, 2010

brostradamus

A "bro" who works as a pharmacist and predicts the future quite often.

"...damn brostradamus, how'd you know I'd get in the car crash?"
"I don't know. Have some vicodin."

by Quizzledorf May 12, 2008