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The equivalent of a brotaco. Somebody who deserves more than just the word bro or just a better way to call somebody a bro.
Me and him are hella cool, he's my broito.
Broito by Dekta June 28, 2011
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Broritos 

A type of nacho cheese flavored snack chip, as well as the main motivation behind the video game Mad Snacks Yo, as seen in the webcomic Homestuck.

They are perfect for "getting some way rude hunger under control."
Sweet Bro: Yo dog, I got some way rude hunger.

Hella Jeff: No prob, bro, I got some Broritos.
Broritos by TheUltamate August 20, 2010

Brostosterone 

A hormone that flows thru the veins of bro's. It gets out of control when haters talk shit.
Yo Emer chill out, you should understand this in a positive manner...its brostosterone roaming through your body
A male Trump supporter that believes it's okay that Trump colluded with the Russians to win the 2016 election.
I'd rather be a Brostov and be in cahoots with the Russians than supplying weapons to ISIS like Obama and Hillary did.
Brostov by JayDisc May 16, 2017

Brostonian 

A bro from Boston. Generally shouts obnoxious things with a strong accent while wearing an upside down visor and a Red Sox shirt.
Bro 1: Bro, I had some ahhsome brofast this morning down at the South End.
Bro 2: Dude, you're a total Brostonian.
A close friend or person, especially one that is very bold.
“Hey, want to go bowling this weekend?”
“Sounds good brocito!”
brocito by Anyesimo Obesimo May 22, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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