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Brostosterone 

A hormone that flows thru the veins of bro's. It gets out of control when haters talk shit.
Yo Emer chill out, you should understand this in a positive manner...its brostosterone roaming through your body

Brostonian 

A bro from Boston. Generally shouts obnoxious things with a strong accent while wearing an upside down visor and a Red Sox shirt.
Bro 1: Bro, I had some ahhsome brofast this morning down at the South End.
Bro 2: Dude, you're a total Brostonian.

Brotovoltaic Energy

1. The static discharge you get from too many polo shirts rubbing together in a frat house.

2. Energy generated to power tanning beds, blow dryers, and other things men shouldn't use.

3. The tingling feeling lacrosstitutes get between their legs whenever they approach a guy wearing greek letters.
1. I was standing around at the kegger, fist pumping with my bros, when we all got shocked by the buildup of brotovoltaic energy in the room.

2. Clint's tanning bed runs the meter super fast, that guido fuck should get a brotovoltaic generator for that piece of shit.

3. I put on a vibrating cock-ring yesterday to fuck that lax-girl and by the end, her pussy was quivering with brotovoltaic energy.

The Brostoff 

A dance in which the arm is extended fully and lifted and raised repeatedly. Knees may bend as well.
Kid 1: Yo, what's that kid doing? Is he heiling Hitler?
Kid 2: No, he's just doing The Brostoff
The Brostoff by jfeldz November 14, 2012

brostoff 

A brostoff is a flaming homosexual usually known for having a bitchy girlfriend.
Dam'n it Steve that Brostoff is being such a flame!

Brostoff: Yo liv what's up?
Liv: I'm in NYC w/ Adrian
brostoff by Panosian&Sons August 21, 2009

brostorming 

brainstorming with your bro's about brotacular ideas.
"Dude i was brostorming with the nurge about this new blog we are gonna start. It was so chill."
brostorming by conrack December 15, 2009