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Brostov 

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A male Trump supporter that believes it's okay that Trump colluded with the Russians to win the 2016 election.
I'd rather be a Brostov and be in cahoots with the Russians than supplying weapons to ISIS like Obama and Hillary did.
Brostov by JayDisc May 16, 2017
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Brostosterone 

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A hormone that flows thru the veins of bro's. It gets out of control when haters talk shit.
Yo Emer chill out, you should understand this in a positive manner...its brostosterone roaming through your body
Brostosterone by goatfishsandwich March 9, 2011
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Related Words
Brostov • brostorming • broslovski • Brosovski • brostoff • brostoked • Brostone • Brostonian • Brostosterone • Brotovoltaic Energy

Brostonian 

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A bro from Boston. Generally shouts obnoxious things with a strong accent while wearing an upside down visor and a Red Sox shirt.
Bro 1: Bro, I had some ahhsome brofast this morning down at the South End.
Bro 2: Dude, you're a total Brostonian.
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Brotovoltaic Energy

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1. The static discharge you get from too many polo shirts rubbing together in a frat house.

2. Energy generated to power tanning beds, blow dryers, and other things men shouldn't use.

3. The tingling feeling lacrosstitutes get between their legs whenever they approach a guy wearing greek letters.
1. I was standing around at the kegger, fist pumping with my bros, when we all got shocked by the buildup of brotovoltaic energy in the room.

2. Clint's tanning bed runs the meter super fast, that guido fuck should get a brotovoltaic generator for that piece of shit.

3. I put on a vibrating cock-ring yesterday to fuck that lax-girl and by the end, her pussy was quivering with brotovoltaic energy.
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The Brostoff 

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A dance in which the arm is extended fully and lifted and raised repeatedly. Knees may bend as well.
Kid 1: Yo, what's that kid doing? Is he heiling Hitler?
Kid 2: No, he's just doing The Brostoff
The Brostoff by jfeldz November 14, 2012
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brostoff 

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A brostoff is a flaming homosexual usually known for having a bitchy girlfriend.
Dam'n it Steve that Brostoff is being such a flame!

Brostoff: Yo liv what's up?
Liv: I'm in NYC w/ Adrian
brostoff by Panosian&Sons August 21, 2009
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brostorming 

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brainstorming with your bro's about brotacular ideas.
"Dude i was brostorming with the nurge about this new blog we are gonna start. It was so chill."
brostorming by conrack December 15, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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