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Brosistance

When a dude is having problems and calls on another dude for assistance.
Man I'm having major girl problems I need brosistance.
Brosistance by Face!!!!! July 25, 2009
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Brotista Breeze

When a bro farts on someone else; usually the victim is a bro, but it can often be a non-bro as well.
Yo, so I was playing beer pong with a bunch of Bros, when suddenly one of them held me down and another gave me a brotista breeze. Shit was sooo not cash.
Brotista Breeze by 4tehlulz34 September 14, 2009
1) A barista who thinks their customers need to hear their life stories.
2) A barista who tries to make small talk but in the worst way.
Jim: Sorry I'm late, I got caught by the freakin borista at Starbucks.
borista by frozenfoxfire August 4, 2010
Sally: I got coffee at that corner cafe today.
Jill: Oh, you mean the one with the hot broista?
broista by frozenfoxfire August 4, 2010

brohista 

a brother and a sister in one body.
"my brother got a sex change to become a girl."
"oh...."
"what do i call them now...my brother or my sister?"
"theyre a brohista."
brohista by holdmeclosertonydanza September 8, 2006
n. The word broista is derived from the Italian word barista which can be defined as a professional who is highly skilled in coffee preparation, with a comprehensive understanding of coffee, coffee blends, espresso, coffee equipment, maintenance, latte art, whipped cream, etc.

Since most Starbucks employees are female, barista is assumed to be feminine in nature. Thus Broista is derived to describe the rare male employee.

Synonyms: Dork, Fag, Loser, Virgin, Metrosexual, Pre-Op.
Dude, that barista at Starbucks was one ugly chick!

That wasn't a girl dumbass, that was some dude with long hair!

Ahh, a broista!
broista by ~Wootie August 18, 2008