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Bropel

pronoun - flavored water specifically formulated for bros.
Bropel, fitness water, now with Brotein. Filtered using reverse osbrosis.
by wijiwang August 4, 2008
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Bropology

A type of apology typically given by bros of all types and ages. At its core, it's a classic non-apology, apology (i.e. "I'm sorry I'm not sorry"). It emanates from supreme arrogance and a hegemonic masculine need to be dominant, and thus never wrong.

You often see this type of apology come out of the mouth of a bro who's been caught doing something controversial and is forced to apologize; however, they obviously think that everybody is just over-reacting, or being hyper PC, and they should not have to apologize, but will do so in order to get everyone off their back.
"Ugh, okay, I'll give you a bropology. I'm guess I'm sorry...sorry that you're such a gay ass pussy bitch that you can't hack my (insert sexist/racist/xenophobic/hyper masculine opinion and behavior here). Fuckin' sack up, bro."
by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017
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Broper

A bro who gropes.
Charlie: Man, is MJ really a broper?

Sheen: Maybe he's a gang banger you never know...I dunno bro, let's hug it out!
by nomanito September 23, 2016
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Brovell

A man who is the pinnacle of human evolution. The perfect bro and lover.
Dude, Stephen is such a Brovell.
Austin was as Brovell as it gets.
by Baller3005 March 1, 2017
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brodeling

homebro:yo whattup mane
david repoza: brahahahahahhooooooooohhoooaaa whats goin on
homebro:you cant just be brodeling in my house like that.
by sammysmokeschron May 16, 2010
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brokeless

When you have "too much month" left at the "end of your money". When you're SO broke you have LESS than zero money. You just wrote a $6.00 check for teriyaki chicken and it's going to bounce... leaving you with a bank balance of -$30.00 after the overdraft fee kicks in. Sucks doesn't even begin to describe your financial situation.
Lunch means nothing to you, you're rich and I'm brokeless.
by LineNoize December 30, 2004
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Bronelson

Bronelson, is a noun that is used in place of the word “bro” or “dude”. It’s better than both, in fact, because of obvious reasons. It usually shows upmost respect and epicness.
Similar to “bronie” but more epic.
Normie: Hey bro, what’s up?
Non-normie: Hey bronelson.
by Bronelson November 11, 2020
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