nomanito's definitions

Google Punch

The knockout blow to win a nerd-off where you use Google to put people in their place...for a couple of seconds until everyone forgets about it.

Julie: Yahoo! I just Google Punched you, you asshole!

Linda: Well turns out you're wrong and you're getting Bing punted for this!

Julie: Woah! Wrong?! Well I've Ask Jeeves about it!

by nomanito September 18, 2016

Broper

A bro who gropes.

Charlie: Man, is MJ really a broper?

Sheen: Maybe he's a gang banger you never know...I dunno bro, let's hug it out!

by nomanito September 23, 2016

Bewra

A stinging term (pierces the heart) for a sharabi (alcoholic in English). Not to be confused with bharwa, another stinging term which only a small population in South Asia truly understands, but the hurt is universal.

Viku: Chal uth salay! Tere jaisa bewra nahi dekha tou puri raat peekay saara din sota ho!

Matre: Ayyy bharwe! Bewra nahi bolne ka mere ko!

Viku: sniff *ok* sniff

by nomanito October 7, 2016

Wowman

A man who is just wow.

Not to be confused with woman, which is similar to man in terms of species, but better.

Owen: Owen is such a wowman.

Wilson: What's a wowman?

Owen: Wow

Wilson: Man

by nomanito March 14, 2019

Booty

The final stage in the evolution of a butt.

Flat (you're spanking bones) > Petite (awww it's cute) > Apple (nice to eat and look) > Bubble (Instagram certified thicc) > Booty (ticket to rap videos)

Best served with skinny jeans, leggings and yoga pants.

Nicki: Boy you got a nice booty on you!

Minhaj: Boo, I'm Hassan Minhaj, I've got everything nice going on!

by nomanito March 15, 2019

Inshallah

The muslim way of saying no or never.

Bae: Are you sure you're going to marry me? We've already done it all.

Nae: Inshallah, I will!

by nomanito December 20, 2018

Tearible

So terrible that you wanna tear up.

Zara: *sobs* That's a tearible design Versace, what were you thinking? *sobs*

Versace: Why does Gucci get a pass then?

Zara: Because o-

Gucci: Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang

by nomanito April 1, 2019