13 definitions by nomanito

A man who is just wow.

Not to be confused with woman, which is similar to man in terms of species, but better.
Owen: Owen is such a wowman.

Wilson: What's a wowman?

Owen: Wow

Wilson: Man
by nomanito March 14, 2019
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The knockout blow to win a nerd-off where you use Google to put people in their place...for a couple of seconds until everyone forgets about it.
Julie: Yahoo! I just Google Punched you, you asshole!

Linda: Well turns out you're wrong and you're getting Bing punted for this!

Julie: Woah! Wrong?! Well I've Ask Jeeves about it!
by nomanito September 18, 2016
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Where paying for sex is a short term transaction rather than a long term soul-consuming commitment.
John: Let's go to the brothel I got my first pay check!

Oliver: I'm your dad son; this is not okay!
by nomanito May 20, 2016
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A stinging term (pierces the heart) for a sharabi (alcoholic in English). Not to be confused with bharwa, another stinging term which only a small population in South Asia truly understands, but the hurt is universal.
Viku: Chal uth salay! Tere jaisa bewra nahi dekha tou puri raat peekay saara din sota ho!

Matre: Ayyy bharwe! Bewra nahi bolne ka mere ko!

Viku: sniff *ok* sniff
by nomanito October 7, 2016
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When you outsmoke your dealer, but now you got one puff of the magic grass to huffle.
Harry: Wooooah Ron! You really hufflepuffed Hedwig? I'm hufflin' from just one puff!

Ron: Oh my god Harry, did I?! Blimey! Hedwig pass me some peppermint toads to get sober :(

Hedwig: Whadafak you guys! I'm just an owl B-<
by nomanito January 18, 2017
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So terrible that you wanna tear up.
Zara: *sobs* That's a tearible design Versace, what were you thinking? *sobs*

Versace: Why does Gucci get a pass then?

Zara: Because o-

Gucci: Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang
by nomanito April 1, 2019
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The final stage in the evolution of a butt.

Flat (you're spanking bones) > Petite (awww it's cute) > Apple (nice to eat and look) > Bubble (Instagram certified thicc) > Booty (ticket to rap videos)

Best served with skinny jeans, leggings and yoga pants.
Nicki: Boy you got a nice booty on you!

Minhaj: Boo, I'm Hassan Minhaj, I've got everything nice going on!
by nomanito March 15, 2019
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