Definitions by nomanito
Checkered Shirt
Also known as tablecloth or ironing cloth in South Asia, especially Pakistan. Repurposed as a cleaning tool after wear and tear.
Super: Hey Mom, I'm going out. How does this checkered shirt look?
Supermom: It looks good son, but it has some curry on it. And how are we going to eat now?
Supermom: It looks good son, but it has some curry on it. And how are we going to eat now?
Checkered Shirt by nomanito June 19, 2019
Tearible
Zara: *sobs* That's a tearible design Versace, what were you thinking? *sobs*
Versace: Why does Gucci get a pass then?
Zara: Because o-
Gucci: Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang
Versace: Why does Gucci get a pass then?
Zara: Because o-
Gucci: Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang
Booty
The final stage in the evolution of a butt.
Flat (you're spanking bones) > Petite (awww it's cute) > Apple (nice to eat and look) > Bubble (Instagram certified thicc) > Booty (ticket to rap videos)
Best served with skinny jeans, leggings and yoga pants.
Flat (you're spanking bones) > Petite (awww it's cute) > Apple (nice to eat and look) > Bubble (Instagram certified thicc) > Booty (ticket to rap videos)
Best served with skinny jeans, leggings and yoga pants.
Nicki: Boy you got a nice booty on you!
Minhaj: Boo, I'm Hassan Minhaj, I've got everything nice going on!
Minhaj: Boo, I'm Hassan Minhaj, I've got everything nice going on!
Wowman
A man who is just wow.
Not to be confused with woman, which is similar to man in terms of species, but better.
Not to be confused with woman, which is similar to man in terms of species, but better.
Hufflepuffed
Harry: Wooooah Ron! You really hufflepuffed Hedwig? I'm hufflin' from just one puff!
Ron: Oh my god Harry, did I?! Blimey! Hedwig pass me some peppermint toads to get sober :(
Hedwig: Whadafak you guys! I'm just an owl B-<
Ron: Oh my god Harry, did I?! Blimey! Hedwig pass me some peppermint toads to get sober :(
Hedwig: Whadafak you guys! I'm just an owl B-<
Hufflepuffed by nomanito January 18, 2017
Lube
A stimulating juice for making love that looks & feels like the juice a man excretes while making love.
Not to be confused with moisturiser/lotion, which also looks & feels like the juice a man excretes but is often used for making love with one's own self.
Not to be confused with moisturiser/lotion, which also looks & feels like the juice a man excretes but is often used for making love with one's own self.
Dick: Alllllll riiiiiiiiiiight, time to put some lube and get down with some groove!
Pound: Just get the lotion, you're talking to yourself, so leave the commotion.
Pound: Just get the lotion, you're talking to yourself, so leave the commotion.