13 definitions by nomanito
A man who is just wow.
Not to be confused with woman, which is similar to man in terms of species, but better.
Not to be confused with woman, which is similar to man in terms of species, but better.
by nomanito March 14, 2019
The knockout blow to win a nerd-off where you use Google to put people in their place...for a couple of seconds until everyone forgets about it.
Julie: Yahoo! I just Google Punched you, you asshole!
Linda: Well turns out you're wrong and you're getting Bing punted for this!
Julie: Woah! Wrong?! Well I've Ask Jeeves about it!
Linda: Well turns out you're wrong and you're getting Bing punted for this!
Julie: Woah! Wrong?! Well I've Ask Jeeves about it!
by nomanito September 18, 2016
by nomanito May 20, 2016
A stinging term (pierces the heart) for a sharabi (alcoholic in English). Not to be confused with bharwa, another stinging term which only a small population in South Asia truly understands, but the hurt is universal.
Viku: Chal uth salay! Tere jaisa bewra nahi dekha tou puri raat peekay saara din sota ho!
Matre: Ayyy bharwe! Bewra nahi bolne ka mere ko!
Viku: sniff *ok* sniff
Matre: Ayyy bharwe! Bewra nahi bolne ka mere ko!
Viku: sniff *ok* sniff
by nomanito October 7, 2016
Harry: Wooooah Ron! You really hufflepuffed Hedwig? I'm hufflin' from just one puff!
Ron: Oh my god Harry, did I?! Blimey! Hedwig pass me some peppermint toads to get sober :(
Hedwig: Whadafak you guys! I'm just an owl B-<
Ron: Oh my god Harry, did I?! Blimey! Hedwig pass me some peppermint toads to get sober :(
Hedwig: Whadafak you guys! I'm just an owl B-<
by nomanito January 18, 2017
Zara: *sobs* That's a tearible design Versace, what were you thinking? *sobs*
Versace: Why does Gucci get a pass then?
Zara: Because o-
Gucci: Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang
Versace: Why does Gucci get a pass then?
Zara: Because o-
Gucci: Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang
by nomanito April 1, 2019
The final stage in the evolution of a butt.
Flat (you're spanking bones) > Petite (awww it's cute) > Apple (nice to eat and look) > Bubble (Instagram certified thicc) > Booty (ticket to rap videos)
Best served with skinny jeans, leggings and yoga pants.
Flat (you're spanking bones) > Petite (awww it's cute) > Apple (nice to eat and look) > Bubble (Instagram certified thicc) > Booty (ticket to rap videos)
Best served with skinny jeans, leggings and yoga pants.
Nicki: Boy you got a nice booty on you!
Minhaj: Boo, I'm Hassan Minhaj, I've got everything nice going on!
Minhaj: Boo, I'm Hassan Minhaj, I've got everything nice going on!
by nomanito March 15, 2019