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The knockout blow to win a nerd-off where you use Google to put people in their place...for a couple of seconds until everyone forgets about it.
Julie: Yahoo! I just Google Punched you, you asshole!
Linda: Well turns out you're wrong and you're getting Bing punted for this!
Julie: Woah! Wrong?! Well I've Ask Jeeves about it!
Linda: Well turns out you're wrong and you're getting Bing punted for this!
Julie: Woah! Wrong?! Well I've Ask Jeeves about it!
by nomanito September 18, 2016
Get the Google Punch mug.A bro who gropes.
Charlie: Man, is MJ really a broper?
Sheen: Maybe he's a gang banger you never know...I dunno bro, let's hug it out!
Sheen: Maybe he's a gang banger you never know...I dunno bro, let's hug it out!
by nomanito September 23, 2016
Get the Broper mug.A stinging term (pierces the heart) for a sharabi (alcoholic in English). Not to be confused with bharwa, another stinging term which only a small population in South Asia truly understands, but the hurt is universal.
Viku: Chal uth salay! Tere jaisa bewra nahi dekha tou puri raat peekay saara din sota ho!
Matre: Ayyy bharwe! Bewra nahi bolne ka mere ko!
Viku: sniff *ok* sniff
Matre: Ayyy bharwe! Bewra nahi bolne ka mere ko!
Viku: sniff *ok* sniff
by nomanito October 7, 2016
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Get the Inshallah mug.A man who is just wow.
Not to be confused with woman, which is similar to man in terms of species, but better.
Not to be confused with woman, which is similar to man in terms of species, but better.
by nomanito March 14, 2019
Get the Wowman mug.The final stage in the evolution of a butt.
Flat (you're spanking bones) > Petite (awww it's cute) > Apple (nice to eat and look) > Bubble (Instagram certified thicc) > Booty (ticket to rap videos)
Best served with skinny jeans, leggings and yoga pants.
Flat (you're spanking bones) > Petite (awww it's cute) > Apple (nice to eat and look) > Bubble (Instagram certified thicc) > Booty (ticket to rap videos)
Best served with skinny jeans, leggings and yoga pants.
Nicki: Boy you got a nice booty on you!
Minhaj: Boo, I'm Hassan Minhaj, I've got everything nice going on!
Minhaj: Boo, I'm Hassan Minhaj, I've got everything nice going on!
by nomanito March 15, 2019
Get the Booty mug.Also known as tablecloth or ironing cloth in South Asia, especially Pakistan. Repurposed as a cleaning tool after wear and tear.
Super: Hey Mom, I'm going out. How does this checkered shirt look?
Supermom: It looks good son, but it has some curry on it. And how are we going to eat now?
Supermom: It looks good son, but it has some curry on it. And how are we going to eat now?
by nomanito June 19, 2019
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