wijiwang's definitions

Broloft

Noun - Antidepressent for Bro Rape victims.

I was chillin and listening to Jack Johnson with the bros. Before I knew it, I just gave them 4 blow jobs. My doctor prescribed me Broloft for the pain.

by wijiwang August 2, 2008

Broflex

Noun - is an exercise machine designed for the Bro anatomy. specifically works the chode muscle

"Hey bro, I'm going to the gym. Wanna come?"

"Nah bro, I'm good. I got a Broflex at home".

by wijiwang August 2, 2008

brotality

noun - The finishing move in a Bro rape.

I performed a finishing move on Chad. It was a brotality!

by wijiwang August 4, 2008

Bropel

pronoun - flavored water specifically formulated for bros.

Bropel, fitness water, now with Brotein. Filtered using reverse osbrosis.

by wijiwang August 4, 2008

brovalactic

A condom used for Bro Sex, additionally smells like a can of Axe body spray

"Lets go play Gamecube, Bro!" "No, Bro!, not without a brovalactic"!

by wijiwang August 2, 2008

brotege

noun - A bro in training. Typically, but not always, 17 or 18 years old.

Chad is still in High School. I'm taking him under my wing as my brotege.

by wijiwang August 4, 2008