Brontesaurus

A fiction-author whose writing is sooooo five minutes ago.

Jane Eyre is okay for old fogies, I suppose, but for da modern youth, it was written by a total Brontesaurus!

by QuacksO March 22, 2024

Brontësaurus

An extremely old-fashioned bookworm.

I'm all for reading da classics, but one should not go overboard and become a dyed-in-da-wool Brontësaurus.

by QuacksO November 13, 2024

brontosaurus burger

A big ass burger

I wouldn't have asked for three burgers if I knew you were cooking brontosaurus burgers!

by bradhannah August 4, 2008

Brontosaurus Trotter

The largest and worst kind of camel toe ever imaginable.

"Good God, have you seen the Brontosaurus Trotter on that rower! It nearly snatched both my eyes out their sockets!"

by Smitch26 November 15, 2012

brontosaurus goggles

the term given to putting your nuts on a girls eyes and her proceeding to blink quickly and tickle them.

I went back to this girls house last night and gave her a set of brontosaurus goggles.

by shaunny80 May 9, 2006

brontosaurus brawler

a short or avg. height girl who is extremely aggressive and in most cases quite athletic and strong. always a bitch and sometimes a butch.
an aggressive girl who is flimsy won't do, she has to be physically thick like a tree trunk in that she will always bark a tough game and in many cases bite a vicious game as well.

Bruce Lee: aiyo homey, why didnt you stand up to that bitch?
Jose Contreras: u must be jonin! she's a fuckin' brontosaurus brawler, she could take on the Bears O-line for chrissake.

by benny b from the bronx October 21, 2004

brontosaurus

A term used to indicate a very old person.

"That old hag's a friggin' brontosaurus!"

by Dave January 14, 2004