Kyle: Ay bro, empty house this weekend!
Joe: Oh damn, are you inviting that chick over?
Kyle: No way! I was going to call up the bros for an epic bro night. I was thinking we'd get drunk and moon cars on Sunset Blvd.
Joe: Let's do it!
Bro-night is a night when a group of male friends get together to do something in the intentional absence of women.
This is typically undertaken by a group of friends who are all in committed relationships, and wish to get away from womanly things, and eat pizza with their dude friends.
P1: Hey fella's bro-night is this tuesday, ditch ya bitch and come get some pizza.
P2: Uh sorry guys, I have to go to bed bath and beyond with my girl so we can pick up some lavender bath soap.
P3: Fuck that shit dude, bro-night is man-datory. You'll be there, and you'll be drinking fucking whiskey.
P2: You knnow what? Fuck yeah, I'll be there! Bro night!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.