Bromorse 

1. When a girl wakes up the next morning with regrets of the bro she brought home. Often occurring in conjunction with brocus pocus.

2. When a bro wakes up with a less than attractive female after one too many games of beer pong.

ex 1
Debby had total bromorse when Brad woke her up to see if she wanted to hit the gym with him before slamming some jamba juice and hi-fiving his buddies.

ex 2
Jason: That girl you took home was a total hog.
Tyler: Ugh! Total bromorse dude. Total Bromorse.

Bromorse by Dan Dwyer October 30, 2008

Bromosexual 

A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...

So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...

HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.

Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?

Bromosexual by Bitch-monkey January 7, 2008

bromosexuality 

when guys are really good friends, and they make jokes or talk to/about each other in ways that are almost homosexual, but not quite.

as in:

bromosexuality-
bro1: "shit man that hurt."
bro2: "that's not what you were saying last night"
bro1: "dude... i told you not to tell anyone about that."

bromosexuality by missLyma March 13, 2009

bromosexual 

A unique and powerfull relationship amongst bros that words cannot define.

"Hey are those guys gay." "Nah man, they're just bromosexuals."

"I love you man. I don't know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you.."

bromosexual by AGBoss May 12, 2009

Bromosexual 

a relationship between dudes so close that, to the outside observer, may appear homosexual.

i went for support with my bromosexual to planned parenthood because of what he stuck it in last night.

Bromosexual by Richard Waffle April 12, 2009

Bromosexual 

A male who is straight, but isn't afraid to show love for his bros.

"Man, that kid is so gay."
"He's not gay, he's just a bromosexual."

Bromosexual by The West Side Westbrook September 10, 2011

bromosexual 

o boy who is heterosexual, but is ok with hugging other guys, or having bromances

girl: why are you guys hugging? are you gay?
guy: nah we're just bromosexual

bromosexual by arandomawesomeperson October 12, 2011