bromoseshual
"Yo man we missed you at yesterday's bromoseshual."
"Yeah sorry man, I was too busy bro-ing out with Chet."
"Yeah sorry man, I was too busy bro-ing out with Chet."
bromoseshual by Deezul September 28, 2009
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Bromosexual
A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...
So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...
HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.
So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...
HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.
Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?
Bromosexual by Bitch-monkey January 7, 2008
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bromosexuality
when guys are really good friends, and they make jokes or talk to/about each other in ways that are almost homosexual, but not quite.
as in:
as in:
bromosexuality-
bro1: "shit man that hurt."
bro2: "that's not what you were saying last night"
bro1: "dude... i told you not to tell anyone about that."
bro1: "shit man that hurt."
bro2: "that's not what you were saying last night"
bro1: "dude... i told you not to tell anyone about that."
bromosexuality by missLyma March 13, 2009
bromosexual
"Hey are those guys gay." "Nah man, they're just bromosexuals."
"I love you man. I don't know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you.."
"I love you man. I don't know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you.."
bromosexual by AGBoss May 12, 2009
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Bromosexual
i went for support with my bromosexual to planned parenthood because of what he stuck it in last night.
Bromosexual by Richard Waffle April 12, 2009
Bromosexual
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