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Al Borland's Hammer 

A guy cums on a girls face, sprinkles pubes on her face, and then hammers in the pubes by using his cock while yelling "IT'S TOOL TIME"; giving the girl a beard just like Al Borland from the television show Home Improvement.
I totally gave that girl last night an "Al Borland's Hammer"! FUCK YEAH!
Related Words

brobandon 

The act of the abandonment of a "bro" at an event such as lunch or at a place like the mall.
Person 1 - "Justin totally brobandoned me at lunch today"
Person 2 - "He broke Bro-Rule Number 1, never leave a bro behind."
brobandon by xapollyonx February 19, 2009

BroManDude

A total brody that gets really wasted and proclaims everyone in the room his "bro". Usually a frat member, a bromandude is composed of 50% man, 50% dude, and 100% bro.
BroManDude: "You guys are all my bros.*pointing to each person* Bro. Bro. Bro."

Terry: "Did you see that BroManDude?"
Dave: "Yeah. He was a complete douche."
BroManDude by Dave-Z February 18, 2010

Bromandango 

one of the lesser known variations of the "bro_____" phrases. A noun used to describe a fellow bro. The origin of this word is from an highly intoxicated bro. Use of this word may be followed with the extension of the thumb and the pinky finger in a shaking motion.
-"yo man, theres a rager at some bro's house, you down to get smashed?!"
-"nah man, i gotta study for a calc test."
-"really? your so not a true Bromandango."

-"dude, like Gerard Butler...total Bromandango."
Bromandango by john971 June 1, 2011

brobandonment 

When one or more of your bros move away and/or get into a relationship, and/or start a new business venture, and do not hang out with you anymore.
Ever since Keith moved away, I have been having serious brobandonment issues.
A noun typically used for someone who is of extreme brilliance.
Harriet got an A+ on her chemistry test, that makes her a total Breland.
Breland by LOL@OMI October 5, 2009