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bromandude

The epitome, I mean this is the apotheosis, of lame frat boy terms. In most cases used as a musing of such toolbags, but sadly..oh how sadly, in many cases; is not. Of course, the only time such an utterance is expelled without intent of joke, is by sufferers of severe brain damage, in most cases due to leakage of placenta
a)Jeff-Hey bromandude!
Henry-What's good homiebuddyman!
(Collectively)Haha but really what's up?
b)Doctor to infant:That's not a crazy straw, its your mothers umbilical cord!...15 years later...Chris:Duh hey what's up bromandude!
bromandude by Mr. Animosity October 20, 2010

The Ten Bromandments 

Bro Law #1: Never cockblock
Bro Law #2: Always keep the chill positive vibes
Bro Law #3: No party fouls
Bro Law #4: Always look fresh to death
Bro Law #5: Always have your bro's back
Bro Law #6: Respect beer pong
Bro Law #7: Never mooch off of fellow bros' beer
Bro Law #8: Be honest with your bro
Bro Law #9: Strive to be a dope-ass frat boy
Bro Law #10: If there's grass on the field, it's fair game.
If you follow the ten bromandments, you will be the flyest bro ever!
The Ten Bromandments by Kale 23 September 19, 2009

brandude 

one who is completely obsessed with their self, has horrible taste in music, also one that prefers to stay home and play with themself
brandude is so totally radical nahmsayin!
brandude by that big nigga April 17, 2020

Bromandments 

No simp Sept, no octopussy oct, no nut November, no dick December, no Janet Jan, no f*uk Feb, no munchkin March, no April Showers, no mushey may, no jack June, no jerk July, no ugly Aug
The bro calendar born 23 Sept 2022. Bro OJ of the 12th degree.

“Adhere to the Bromandments bro for all that is good”
Bromandments by BromanderInChief89 September 24, 2022
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