broveride 

(v) To repeal the decision to deny a bro ahead. To ignore a bro's interest and transcend bro code when one deems it absolutely necessary. May result in the termination of a bromance.

Seth: Dude, I really like that girl you were talking to a couple months ago. I need a bro ahead for this one.
Jordan: Fuck that, I'm still talking to her!
Seth: Fuck that, I'm issuing a broveride!
Jordan: Unacceptable! I'm calling the brolice!

broveride by dontmesswiththeb3st April 21, 2011

broceries 

the small amount of convenience food items that single men often have in their fridge or freezer. Not to be confused with groceries, which are either grown or have some nutritional value and usually require cooking.

beer, leftover pizza, ketchup.

"Mandy spent the night at his place but couldn't stay for breakfast since all that he had in the fridge were broceries."

broceries by kenchuto May 11, 2010

brovaries 

The most emotionally sensitive parts of any man's body. These compel him to watch TV shows like Animal Planet's Puppies vs. Babies unironically. They allow him to weep during an emotionally poignant film.

Once a month, after brovulating, he will manstruate, and may employ a manpon.

Dude, that marathon of Say Yes to the Dress made my brovaries tinnnnngle!

brovaries by Susan B. Manthony December 17, 2012

broverdone 

current status of the use of 'bro' and its variants in neologisms

Bro this, bro that, bro the other -- the whole bro thing is broverdone.

broverdone by Figleaf23 July 18, 2013

broverwhelming 

adj. Something so saturated in bro that your emotions and feelings are taken over and you are left at a loss for words at the broness of it all. Typically something considered "broverwhelming" will focus on beer, high fives, women more beautiful and sexy than any you'll actually meet in real life, and conversations about sexual conquests followed by more high fives.

Example 1: Friend 1 - "What movie did you end up watching last night, and how was it?"
Friend 2 - "I watched Fast and Furious 7. It was completely broverwhelming, what with the camera randomly panning from muscled guys driving fast cars, to hot girls' asses, to women in bikinis dancing in cages, to beer, to hot girls' asses, to tires spinning, to hot women dancing under streams of water, to fast cars, and then to asses again, because broness. I had to read a few passages from Sense and Sensibility when I was done to repair the damage."

Example 2: "That party I went to last night was totally broverwhelming. When I showed up, there were a bunch of guys huddled around each other throwing their hands in the air while singing along with 'Tonight We Are Young' by FUN. Then they all slammed a beer, gave each other high fives, and asked all the girls to have a wet t-shirt contest, which they did while giggling like idiots."

broverwhelming by TyroneSlothrop December 10, 2015

Ovaries Before Brovaries 

Like the term "chicks before dicks," only better.

I was gonna ask him to the dance, but since my best friend likes him too, I decided ovaries before brovaries.

Ovaries Before Brovaries by gnadeislehctumblrcom October 7, 2011

Broverdose 

When one overindulges in an atmosphere of bro-ness resulting in a bro-D. Excessive amounts or combinations of Jack Johnson, hand-rolled joints, game cube, backwards mesh hats and any article of Abercrombie clothing commonly results with bro-Ding. General cures for a broverdose include country or rap music, expressing individuality and women.

Rich-"Bro I'm so blazed right now, put on that Dave Matthews C.D. it's so chill."
Jim-"I gotta get the fuck out of here or I'm gonna broverdose"

Broverdose by Mick the ripper March 2, 2009