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broke joke 

a joke in which nobody laughst except for the teller, also known as a no-laugher.
Person 1: Dude, that is totally a broke joke.
Person 2: Yeah.
broke joke by +WienerScnitzels November 1, 2015

Broke Joke 

A boyfriend or husand who is too poor to provide the gifts his lady deserves.
The diamond in her engagement ring is so small you can hardly tell it's there. Her fiance is such a broke joke.

Her boyfriend is such a broke joke he took her to McDonalds the night he said "I love you."
Broke Joke by NicksterGal November 14, 2010

broke joke 

A joke that quite simply isn't funny, or that was once funny but not anymore.
John: What do you call a TV hovering in the dark?
Bill: Here we go again...
John: "DROP IT, NIGGER!" HAHAHA!
Bill: Broke joke, man.
John: What do you mean? That's hilarious!
Bill: You told it six times already this week. That joke went broke. It ran outta funny.
broke joke by krandall, writer January 13, 2009

Broke as joke 

When a person has so little money that it is funny and humorous, as they cannot afford to buy anything.
Person 1: Hey bro, you buying yo mum that necklace for Christmas?
Person 2: Nah mate, I'm broke as joke.
Broke as joke by JustABastard January 12, 2017

Joker broker 

A joker broker is a wannabe player in the entertainment industry who pretends to have contacts and clout which are purely in his imagination, either to try and get girls, or respect that is not yet earned. He's usually loud and arrogant and throws his weight around as if he were a major Studio exec yet he is nothing and nobody and he will waste everyone's time.
Oh no please tell me you haven't been talking to Harrison he calls me 5 times a day. That guy's the biggest Joker broker

. . stay away.
Joker broker by cyberwatch September 23, 2018

Broke as a joke 

Figure of speech used when you are too broke to pay for something
Jim: Yo can you get dinner, I got it last time
John: Sorry, I'm broke as a joke