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Broke Joker 

Someone who is such a joker, that he would stand out in his jokerhood even amongst a group of jokers. Often found with other broke jokers. Likely to talk that work shit, trick on girls, pretty much get styled on by everyone.
"That guy who's trickin' that girl with the Whopper Jrs is the biggest broke joker I've seen.
Broke Joker by Beanie and the Boys December 18, 2008
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broke joke 

a joke in which nobody laughst except for the teller, also known as a no-laugher.
Person 1: Dude, that is totally a broke joke.
Person 2: Yeah.
broke joke by +WienerScnitzels November 1, 2015

Broke Joke 

A boyfriend or husand who is too poor to provide the gifts his lady deserves.
The diamond in her engagement ring is so small you can hardly tell it's there. Her fiance is such a broke joke.

Her boyfriend is such a broke joke he took her to McDonalds the night he said "I love you."
Broke Joke by NicksterGal November 14, 2010

broke joke 

A joke that quite simply isn't funny, or that was once funny but not anymore.
John: What do you call a TV hovering in the dark?
Bill: Here we go again...
John: "DROP IT, NIGGER!" HAHAHA!
Bill: Broke joke, man.
John: What do you mean? That's hilarious!
Bill: You told it six times already this week. That joke went broke. It ran outta funny.
broke joke by krandall, writer January 13, 2009

Broke as joke 

When a person has so little money that it is funny and humorous, as they cannot afford to buy anything.
Person 1: Hey bro, you buying yo mum that necklace for Christmas?
Person 2: Nah mate, I'm broke as joke.
Broke as joke by JustABastard January 12, 2017

Joker broker 

A joker broker is a wannabe player in the entertainment industry who pretends to have contacts and clout which are purely in his imagination, either to try and get girls, or respect that is not yet earned. He's usually loud and arrogant and throws his weight around as if he were a major Studio exec yet he is nothing and nobody and he will waste everyone's time.
Oh no please tell me you haven't been talking to Harrison he calls me 5 times a day. That guy's the biggest Joker broker

. . stay away.
Joker broker by cyberwatch September 23, 2018

Broke as a joke 

Figure of speech used when you are too broke to pay for something
Jim: Yo can you get dinner, I got it last time
John: Sorry, I'm broke as a joke
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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