Broke as joke

When a person has so little money that it is funny and humorous, as they cannot afford to buy anything.

Person 1: Hey bro, you buying yo mum that necklace for Christmas?
Person 2: Nah mate, I'm broke as joke.

by JustABastard December 22, 2016

Broke as a joke

Figure of speech used when you are too broke to pay for something

Jim: Yo can you get dinner, I got it last time
John: Sorry, I'm broke as a joke

by John Kennington February 8, 2021

broke joke

a joke in which nobody laughst except for the teller, also known as a no-laugher.

Person 1: Dude, that is totally a broke joke.
Person 2: Yeah.

by +WienerScnitzels September 18, 2015

broke as a joke

1.crazy po' like a mofo 2. no loot. 3. tough finicial times 4. need a brotha/sista to help out with cash. 5. so po' fo sho, you know.

Scott: Hey Jim, got any loot?
Jim: No, dawg, I'm broke as a joke.
Scott: That ain't no joke, foo.
Jim: True dat, fo real, pimp.

by Jimmygtp13 October 29, 2007

broke as a joke

Song Performed by Aaron Dissell.

"I'm broke as a joke with nobody to fix me"

by KATVONDURF November 20, 2016

Broke Joke

A boyfriend or husand who is too poor to provide the gifts his lady deserves.

The diamond in her engagement ring is so small you can hardly tell it's there. Her fiance is such a broke joke.

Her boyfriend is such a broke joke he took her to McDonalds the night he said "I love you."

by NicksterGal November 11, 2010

broke joke

A joke that quite simply isn't funny, or that was once funny but not anymore.

John: What do you call a TV hovering in the dark?
Bill: Here we go again...
John: "DROP IT, NIGGER!" HAHAHA!
Bill: Broke joke, man.
John: What do you mean? That's hilarious!
Bill: You told it six times already this week. That joke went broke. It ran outta funny.

by krandall, writer September 26, 2008