Brohort

A pack of bros. Bros prefer to travel in groups, rarely leaving the comfort of their brohort.

Did you see the size of that brohort at the Linkin Park concert?

by The Professor and Scholar August 3, 2009

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Brohorts

A combination of "brothers" and "cohorts"; two or more men with a close interpersonal relationship who engage in platonic activities and schemes.

My brohorts and I are totally building a model rocket later. It's going to be amazing! We're painting a profile of Abraham Lincoln on the side. It's called the Abrollo Lincolnteen.

by thekristin January 2, 2009

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brobortion

when your brother kicks you down the stairs just in case other abortion options aren't available to you.

Brendan: yo sis, how did the abortion go?
Caitlin: not so good, it's way to expensive
Brendan: I have an idea

(Brendan kicks Caitlin down the stairs. Brobortion complete. Baby problem solved.)

by babyproblemsolved April 24, 2011

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brobortion

When you and your bro have been fucking the same chick at around the same time, so you both just split the abortion.

Is it mine or yours bro?
I don't know man lets just split the cost and get a brobortion.

by topaco November 30, 2016

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Broworthy

Appearing worthy to your fellow bro's. a general ability to attract bangable women and to pound many beers. taking part in bro activities like brorgies and sporting a sick brohawk.

Bro 1- "Hey bro, you see how many keystones Ted's pounding tonight?"
Bro 2- "Yeah, he's broworthy to me."

by Broseph Del Fuego June 16, 2010

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brobortion

When you have a bro but you decide you don't want them to be your bro anymore.

Luis: hey man whats up?
Bryan: you're such a bad friend. you treat me so bad
Luis: What?
Bryan: Im done with you.
(Bryan walks away.)
-Brobortion Complete-

by brobortion May 8, 2009

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