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Brocrastibation 

Generally used when 2 or more guys have a get together and play video games. Usually accompanied by a liter of soda and a large pepperoni pizza.
Dude, what should we do this weekend?

How about some extreme brocrastibation? I have a free breadsticks coupon and C.O.D. Ghosts.
Brocrastibation by WolfBane February 17, 2014
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Brocrastibation 

When a Bro procrastinates by masturbating.
Bro 1-"Dude last night I brocrastibated until three, then my laxitute came over and made me a sandwich and I ended the night with dome. Safe to say I got no homework done."
Bro 2- "Dude Brocrastibation always leads to good things"

brocrastination 

"Dude I can't help it because I just keep brocrastinating...my bros haven't finished their essay yet, either, brosk. I really need to stop with all of this brocrastination."
brocrastination by jtregoat October 29, 2008

procrastibation 

Masturbation to kill time when you should be doing something else.
I engaged in an epic procrastibation spree when I should have been writing a paper.
procrastibation by Harthacnut March 1, 2009

procrastibation 

A brief masturbatory interlude separating a lengthy period of idle procrastination and a period of productive intellectual functioning.
"ahhhhhhh! thats better, now i can concentrate"
procrastibation by ricemond December 3, 2003

Brocrastination 

when you have things to do but your bro is holding you tight in his warm loving arms
I was supposed to go grocery shopping, but that darn brocrastination gets me every time.
Brocrastination by prisonfister December 7, 2017

procrastibation 

The use of masturbation to postpone a task in hand. Combination of procrastination and masturbation.
I was supposed to be revising for the exam, but all I've been doing is procrastibation.
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