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Brocrastination 

when you have things to do but your bro is holding you tight in his warm loving arms
I was supposed to go grocery shopping, but that darn brocrastination gets me every time.
Brocrastination by prisonfister December 7, 2017

Brocrastination 

When you procrastinate with the rest of your bros in choosing the right gift for one of them.
Dudes went empty handed on his b'day because of brocrastination, so they gave him an e-gift card instantly.
Brocrastination by Pratik swycher February 9, 2020

Brocrastination 

Brocrastination involves a group of bros communally procrastinating.
Brocrastination by calzonish April 29, 2009

brocrastination 

putting off a pre-planned bro's night out to hand out with a girlfriend, wife, etc.
Phone Conversation:

Bro #1 : Hey, we're coming to pick you up, remember it's our best friend Dan's birthday and The Wu-Tang Clan are playing tonight! We also got a giftcard for free shots for life from our favorite bar!

Bro #2 : Sorry man, I think I'm gonna just have a quiet night with the wife...

Bro #1 : That's straight up brocrastination man, not cool!

Brocrastination 

Procrastination with your BFF or Brother. Normally used in hidden chats or in term of real life.
Brocrastination is the best kind of Laziness
Brocrastination by SketchySlicer December 16, 2015

brocrastination 

When a girl delays a sex change operation.
Eve's brocrastination lasted for 4 months before becoming Steve.
brocrastination by travlax April 22, 2009