blockcard 

BlockCard is debit card that enables the card holder to spend cryptocurrency like bitcoin where major debit and credit cards are accepted. BlockCard owners use popular crypto assets to make purchases anywhere in the world major debit and credit cards are accepted. It functions just like a traditional bank issue debit card.

I hit the bar this weekend and used bitcoin on my BlockCard to pay for drinks.

blockcard by drackcolb May 4, 2020

blocktard 

A derogatory word for someone who is not technical, yet wants to talk to you about "blockchain" and related technologies ad nauseam, usually as a tactic to sound smart and relevant.

Blocktards seem to think that blockchain technology has a role in every facet of humanity, and will often cite that they know people that are working on a new cryptocurrency that is a "game changer".

I asked the blocktard at the dinner party to pass the salt, he said it might take 2 to 3 weeks to process the transaction.

blocktard by torontobunglist January 26, 2018

mobile blockade 

Any variation of car(s), generally two or more, that all move the same damn speed in multiple lanes. Most often one of the drivers of a blockade vehicle is not paying attention and is in the passing lane, thus making it impossible for other cars to pass.

Drivers of said blockades are oblivious to honking/tailgating/light flashing. They have a sixth sense that keeps them at the exact speed of the car(s) next to them regardless of whether the other car attempts to speed up or slow down.

More often than not, annoyed drivers behind you will ride your ass thinking it will magically lift the blockade making for a most unpleasant experience.

Jeremy: dude whatthefuck you driving so slow for? i gotta drop a dookie

Thaddeous: SHUT THE FUCK UP! These commie shitfucks set up a mobile blockade the middle the damn highway. cant drive any faster.

Jeremy: fuck this shit, man

mobile blockade by rikki-bobbi November 4, 2009

Baton Rouge Blockade

Sticking a bar of soap up your anus in the shower to prevent leakage.

My ass was leaking so I used the Baton Rouge Blockade to seal off my ass.

Baton Rouge Blockade by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009

brocktard 

Someone who is involved in helping badgers but for some reason (possibly due to lack of sleep) has become mentally unfocussed.

Mark: "did you hear about Simon this morning? he reversed his car into a ditch and had to wake loads of people up to get out"
Alice: "what a brocktard."

brocktard by brock boy September 27, 2013

cock blockade 

when a group of a female's friends form a pact to protect thier friend from any male contact.

oh my god, look at that massive cock blockade around her!

cock blockade by Ben Jammin February 10, 2005

Blockadier 

One who participates in the construction of a blockade. Usually hunting in packs of around 4-10, blockadiers are out to wreak havok. Blockades are constructed by youths, often in an intoxicated state with the purpose of inconveniencing traffic. Materials used to build blockades vary, but often include wheely bins. Blockades are usually the full width of the street.

The pack of blockadiers built a blockade.

Blockadier by G-Spot Mackeral January 6, 2011