Brocessity

A necessity to keep up your "bro" status.

If the waves are good and you are in a predicament that will not allow you to go surfing, it is a "brocessity" that you get out of it and go surfing.

by brocessity August 22, 2010

Brobesity

When you and your bros decide to become obese together.

Cashier: welcome to Mcdonalds. How may I help you.
Bro 1: We're going into brobesity, so we'd like 36 big macs, 20 large fries.
Bro 2: And 2 DIET Cokes.

by Fatty69696969 August 14, 2012

cooneral brocession

A funeral procession with all black people.

Tyrone had a dope ass cooneral brocession!

by Millertime 27 February 9, 2021

Broversity

Number one private university in the United States. Located right next to Hoe-versity

Guy 1: Dude, I heard you got accepted to Harvard. CONGRATS! Are you going?

Guy 2: Nah man, I'm headed to Broversity. They gave me a full ride, or two.

by BROVERSITY2013 April 21, 2009

Brocession

A term used to describe the increased number of men laid off and becoming "house-husbands"

Dude, let's bro out on the xbox. We got so much free time now 'cause of the brocession.

Many working wives are tired of dealing with their husbands stranded at home because of the brocession.

by wutsgood May 19, 2010

Brobesity

A condition where broing it up so much eventually leads to a ridiculously huge gut.

Dude 1: Bro, Jim got huge since last year! What happened to him?

Dude 2: Jim's been broing it up hardcore bro. His pizza to workout ratio is way too big, a common cause of brobesity.

by Brahfizzle October 6, 2012

bropensity

The natural inclination to do "manly" things around your buddies. This includes, but is not limited to: scratching your balls around your buddies, burping, farting, picking your nose, etc.

Guy 1: Hey dude! Is John's girlfriend going to watch the game with us?

Guy 2: Don't know, why?

Guy 1: Think about it man...we won't be able to be ourselves...our bropensity got's to be in check!

by Lillyblume April 19, 2012