Brocession

A term used to describe the increased number of men laid off and becoming "house-husbands"

Dude, let's bro out on the xbox. We got so much free time now 'cause of the brocession.

Many working wives are tired of dealing with their husbands stranded at home because of the brocession.

by wutsgood May 19, 2010

brocession

Any economic and financial complication experienced by a Bro.

guy "Bro, you wanna go out tonight?"
bro "Sorry bro, It's a brocession! "

by Macex May 6, 2009

cooneral brocession

A funeral procession with all black people.

Tyrone had a dope ass cooneral brocession!

by Millertime 27 February 9, 2021

Brogression

The progression from "person" to "homie".

Wow, that was some fast brogression right there!

by STEALTHWALKER April 12, 2008

Broception

When a man is inside another man whom he considers his bro. Can be sexual but doesn't have to be. A bro within a bro.

Bro 1: Dude, you're inside me bro!
Bro 2: I know, bro. It's broception!

by Inglorious Face February 13, 2013

Brofessional

a professional bro. This is a person who excels in party related activity with a professional style. They are good at all things party: i.e. drinking, smoking, dancing, talking to the opposite sex, getting out of situations, etc.

We were down to one cup in our beerpong game and Brad just walked up, looked at the cup, and sank it in one shot. A true brofessional.

by The Hammer Bros May 29, 2008

Broccassion

A special event shared with fellow bromo sapiens in which beer drinking and sports watching festivities insue.

Sorry, wife. I am unable to go to the baby shower with you. I was invited to a partake in a Broccassion over at Chad's pad.

by jimmysnap13 December 8, 2009