Brocedure 

A list of guidelines for bros to follow. Also known as the bro code.

Dude, that's against the brocedures!

Brocedure by RockGod1985 June 2, 2016

S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure) 

A set of established protocols governing the responsibilities of a man in an interpersonal relationship with his friends(bros).

If a man's friend(bro) is preparing to hook up with a fat, ugly, or otherwise disfigured girl; it is S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure) to warn him not to. However, if said warning is unheeded, it is also S.O.B. to ridicule and otherwise attempt to humiliate said chubby-chaser by making jokes, coming up with nicknames(see:chubby-chaser), pictures, and any and all other forms of torture.

S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure) by decollating courtney and the slacktivators May 17, 2008

Seizure Procedure 

In video games, when you are struck or exposed by a weapon or mechanic that causes blindness in your character.

examples: flashbangs, concussion grenades, blinding flashlights, etc.

I was on a killstreak until Ajax hit me with the Seizure Procedure and i died.

Seizure Procedure by DeusRexVulpe November 21, 2018

brodeured

to place blame falsely; mislabeled scapegoat

Origin: 2010 Olympic games in Vancouver when Canada lost to the USA. Despite Canada having played very poorly the fans blindly placed blame on the goaltender rather than the defense and lack of scoring.

syn: scapegoat

The poor guy was just standing there when he got brodeured and someone said he threw the rock at the cop.

brodeured by pauser February 25, 2010

Procedure Town 

A term used by workers, usually in minimum wage jobs, who deliberately follow work place procedures to the letter in order to slow down the functioning of the business and annoy managers.

"Fuck this place, I'm going downtown to procedure town."

Procedure Town by Bravo Tango Cheesecake January 20, 2021

Brochure 

A paper divided into usually 3 sections that companies except you to read, but you just throw them away politely

Person: no, I don’t need it I won’t read it

Employee: IT’S A CUSTOMARY BROCHURE

Brochure by Horneykneecaps February 11, 2022

procedure 

Defined by Gina Linetti as just a fancy word for 'proper order to do things'.

It's a Brooklyn 99 joke, y'all.

Rosa: We followed procedure.
Gina: 'Procedure' is just a fancy word for 'proper order to do things'.
Holt: Yes, that is it's definition.

procedure by i'm-a-KOOKOOBURRA April 28, 2020