Brochure 

A paper divided into usually 3 sections that companies except you to read, but you just throw them away politely

Person: no, I don’t need it I won’t read it

Employee: IT’S A CUSTOMARY BROCHURE

Brochure by Horneykneecaps February 11, 2022

Brochure 

Bronounced- Bro-sure: The highest of all trust between brotheren.

Kevin gave me the brochure to let me drive his new truck when I reminded him of all the times I picked him up from Lax practice.

Brochure by Garruk February 24, 2011

Brochure 

(Pun on “Bro Sure”) - The most efficient method of affirming to your bro that you can indeed pass the pamphlet amongst yourselves.

“Can you pass me that pamphlet bro?”

“Brochure.”

Brochure by Lotion Vendetta August 24, 2019

brochure 

brochure: When a bro tells fellow bro hes forsure

bro 1: "bro, your for sure."
bro 2: "brochure bra."

brochure by [e-mail] August 10, 2010

Brochure 

A mix between a bro and a doucher = brochure

The kind of bros that you would find heavily drenched in axe body spray, talking at length about their collection of live Phish albums, and likely trying to date rape your sister.

I was driving past a sports bar last night and I almost ran over two brochures. They were carrying a girl who was completely passed out and they threw their natty ice at my car.

Brochure by Nick St. Clare March 7, 2011

brochure training 

The process by which training is provided en masse, in a brochure format. With key information missing for those who are on the frontline and responsible for servicing the customer.

Customer: Hi, could you assist me in generating a report from (insert any software here)? I have been trying for hours and can't get the reports to work.

Call Centre person: Sure, (reads from page 3 of the brochure), after brochure training. The same brochure the client has.

Customer: I did that but nothing happens.

Call Centre person: I am sorry, you will need to contact your IT guy to fix your computer.

Customer: @*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*!!!!!

Poor customer had an older version of Adobe Reader which was not compatible with the software.

brochure training by thisisnuts January 27, 2013

brochure girl 

That one girl you hook up with whose name you do not know, and who may indeed have no name at all.

"I just went to Benson's and hit up brochure girl."

brochure girl by Maximus B June 1, 2007