Definitions by Horneykneecaps

Australia 

A place where god dumps his mistakes

You live in Australia

Australia by Horneykneecaps April 22, 2022

Leopard 

A joke to the animal kingdom/gods mistake

Leopard

Leopard by Horneykneecaps April 22, 2022

Hannah

Usually the bitch you meet in middle school, who grows up to be a prostitute who gets gang banged constantly. She then suffers from STD’s while you laugh in her face

Guy; I think I have Hannah STD
Girl: Hannah has been a slut since middle school, it’s nothing new

Hannah by Horneykneecaps April 22, 2022

Clippy thing

When you’re at loss of words for bind clips so you just say “clippy thing”

Man: I need a… clippy thing
Woman: a binder clip?
Man: yes

Clippy thing by Horneykneecaps February 12, 2022

Brochure 

A paper divided into usually 3 sections that companies except you to read, but you just throw them away politely

Person: no, I don’t need it I won’t read it

Employee: IT’S A CUSTOMARY BROCHURE

Brochure by Horneykneecaps February 11, 2022

Uh-oh 

A shortened way of saying “oh sh!t”

Girl 1: uh-oh

Girl 2: oh sh!t

Uh-oh by Horneykneecaps February 11, 2022

Straight leg 

When a female is getting fucked so hard that her leg straightens as she has an orgasm

Boy1: dude she had straight leg by the time I was done with her
Boy 2: awe, girls never do that for me!

Straight leg by Horneykneecaps February 11, 2022