brodeured

to place blame falsely; mislabeled scapegoat

Origin: 2010 Olympic games in Vancouver when Canada lost to the USA. Despite Canada having played very poorly the fans blindly placed blame on the goaltender rather than the defense and lack of scoring.

syn: scapegoat

The poor guy was just standing there when he got brodeured and someone said he threw the rock at the cop.

by pauser February 25, 2010

Brodened

When you go to make a bargain online purchase only to realise that no stock is available because one individual purchased all the stock to sell elswhere for a profit.

Oh man.There is no stock left to purchase. I have just been Brodened dude!!

by ozbargain lover March 14, 2011

bordered

swear to god, definitely true, not lying; originated in northeast massachusetts

"I crashed my car today."
"You did?"
"Bordered"
"True, true."

by lepelope October 13, 2003

Martin Brodeur

When one decides to sleep with his sister in law, later to divorce his wife to marry what at one time was his sister in law and make his ex wife his current sister in law

Priest: "And Jim do you vow not to go behind Marcy's back and be a Martin Brodeur"
Jim: "I Do"

by Deviled Eggs September 24, 2011

Brodeur

A mythical creature from the land of mayhem. Brodeurs typically live in places with ferns and snack on muffins. The females are exceptionally good cooks while the males are exceptionally strong and intimidating. There is also an abundance of Brodeurs living in Massachussetts.

Damn, those Brodeur women really can cook!

Guy 1: Hey what happened to little Timmay?

Guy 2: HE STOLE FROM A BRODEUR AND LOST HIS ARMS AND LEGS!

Brodeur: NEVER STEAL FROM A BRODA!

by nomorelegs August 9, 2009

Broketured

When an object is both broke and fractured.

My man's leg was Broketured after that hit.

by Riley gravy April 4, 2022

Brodeur

To cheat on your wife with her sister.

You never want to marry a Brodeur!
When I found out my husband pulled a Brodeur, he then became my ex.

by ItalianHunk21 June 29, 2011