Brocede

A word to describe when a complete "bro"/"dude" does what HE wants without taking into consideration what anyone else may believe is correct or proper.

He crashed the party, and in his hands he was carrying an OPEN bottle of Jager and a cooler. We were all silent as he walks in and brocedes to pull all of the shot glasses in the cupboards out onto the counter.

by VictoriousRex May 9, 2013

Brokeded

Used to describe the act of having one of your possesions or body parts broken.

Hey! You brokeded my cell phone, and now it don't work!

by Ethan Kreloff May 17, 2006

Brocademy

A place where bro's learn to increase their brocabulary and how to reduce the deadly brocade. It was established by Broseph the creator of the bro code. Bro's teach other bro's when it is not ok to be a brocahontas, NEVER. Here you will meet many brocals who live in brocasas and spend all their moneys on brocolli. You will make many brohams and many Bro Hoes.

"You need to go to the brocademy to increase your brocabulary bro."

by Rill Broham December 6, 2011

S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure)

A set of established protocols governing the responsibilities of a man in an interpersonal relationship with his friends(bros).

If a man's friend(bro) is preparing to hook up with a fat, ugly, or otherwise disfigured girl; it is S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure) to warn him not to. However, if said warning is unheeded, it is also S.O.B. to ridicule and otherwise attempt to humiliate said chubby-chaser by making jokes, coming up with nicknames(see:chubby-chaser), pictures, and any and all other forms of torture.

by decollating courtney and the slacktivators May 17, 2008

brocelet

A bracelet hand made by one bro and given to another bro as a gift and a sign of friendship. It is most commonly made out from cut strips of a bandanna that have been braided together

The brocelet is the ultimate sign of a bro's devotion to his best bros and should be treated with the utmost sacred respect, never to be romoved except by uncontrollable and accidental means or to be replaced by another brocelet that has been received

Bro #1: "Hey bro, check it out. I made you a brocelet"

Bro #2: "Aw, thanks bro, i won't ever take this off...unless something uncontrollable happens like a surfing shark attack"

Bro #1: "You're my best bro man"

Bro #2: "You're MY best bro...i love you bro"

by C-$$$ January 26, 2009

Brocelet

A decorative circlet worn around the Bro's wrist, similar to the jewelry worn by women. But OK for a dude to wear.

Bobby's latest brocelet was a fine item of manly charm. He wore it proudly.

by BakuBaku December 4, 2011

Brocade

A group of bros blocking an entrance way like a barricade. In this circumstance, "bros" does not mean PewDiePie fans but rather muscled college guys with deep voices who are commonly seen at parties and are in most cases, apart of a fraternity.

Person #1: I'm going to brocade my door so my mother can't get in.
Person #2: Like get a group of PewDiePie fanboys to block the door?
Person #1: No, I was going to get some guys from my college fraternity to block the door.

by DidItForTheLols September 27, 2015