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Brightoned by Comon October 30, 2009
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Brighton University
The University of Brighton, better known by its official name, Brighton Polytechnic.
Established sometime in the 60's as a place for dropouts from inferior schools to attend, in order to keep them off the streets. The institution has continued this proud tradition through to this day, offering courses in sleeping, incest and media studies, all worthwhile subjects for a life guaranteed to be funded by state welfare.
Around East Sussex and Brighton, it is well known as being the establishment to which people not quite smart enough to make it into Sussex University go. It is generally full of people who are so boring to talk to, that people have been known to pass out mid-interlocution.
Brighton Poly students are also known for their permanently high alcohol content, proficiency at activities that involve bouncing various kind of ball, and the universal ability to skin a reefer in under 30seconds.
The entry requirements to the academic world of Brighton Poly are notoriously low. Applicants are not required to have A levels, in part because many of the students are not aware of the existence of letters. Applicants merely have to demonstrate that they do not drag their knuckles as they perform locomotive tasks, and proficiency with a cigarette lighter is guaranteed to secure entry.
All three of the Brighton Poly sites are located in the dodgiest parts of Brighton and Eastbourne, just where they belong.
Established sometime in the 60's as a place for dropouts from inferior schools to attend, in order to keep them off the streets. The institution has continued this proud tradition through to this day, offering courses in sleeping, incest and media studies, all worthwhile subjects for a life guaranteed to be funded by state welfare.
Around East Sussex and Brighton, it is well known as being the establishment to which people not quite smart enough to make it into Sussex University go. It is generally full of people who are so boring to talk to, that people have been known to pass out mid-interlocution.
Brighton Poly students are also known for their permanently high alcohol content, proficiency at activities that involve bouncing various kind of ball, and the universal ability to skin a reefer in under 30seconds.
The entry requirements to the academic world of Brighton Poly are notoriously low. Applicants are not required to have A levels, in part because many of the students are not aware of the existence of letters. Applicants merely have to demonstrate that they do not drag their knuckles as they perform locomotive tasks, and proficiency with a cigarette lighter is guaranteed to secure entry.
All three of the Brighton Poly sites are located in the dodgiest parts of Brighton and Eastbourne, just where they belong.
"They're just a polytechnic" sung by Sussex Uni students at the back of the bus 25 to taunt Brighton University Students, in the style of the Football chant.
Brighton University by Not a Sussex Student March 5, 2009
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Brighton & Hove
Brighton & Hove England.only city in the world with an official ampersand (&) in the title & also the first city of the New Millennium 2000 granted city status by Queen Elizabeth making it a very gay place to be.
visting finnish EF language student:hello!"i'm looking for kemptown".
local chav:no bro!this is the rubbish tip,i tink you mean camptown that's down in centre of Brighton & Hove actually!.give us your mobile & fuck off back to nokialand ya noncey poof U tryin ta bugger me?"
local chav:no bro!this is the rubbish tip,i tink you mean camptown that's down in centre of Brighton & Hove actually!.give us your mobile & fuck off back to nokialand ya noncey poof U tryin ta bugger me?"
Brighton & Hove by mohair July 16, 2007
Brighton Marathon
A once yearly event when a male travels to Brighton located on the south coast of the U.K. and receives anal sex by 26 other men and a midget in a single day.
Keith: I have entered the Brighton Marathon next year.
Alex: Me too. I do the Brighton Marathon every year! It makes my eyes water sometimes!
Alex: Me too. I do the Brighton Marathon every year! It makes my eyes water sometimes!
Brighton Marathon by JonnyFirePower September 20, 2012
brighton secondary college
Brighton secondary college, or brighton sec is also known as the biggest shit hole in melbourne, full of tryhard lads, and dumb sluts.
brighton secondary college by zxsdcfvgbhnjmk December 26, 2014
Brighton Powertap
When you are about to have sex with your girlfriend, and upon the first thrust you break the bed...and your girlfriend.
"When we were in Florida, my friend gave his girl the Brighton powertap and broke their bed, and we didn't get our security deposit back."
Brighton Powertap by UMRugby December 2, 2009
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