JonnyFirePower's definitions

Brighton Marathon

A once yearly event when a male travels to Brighton located on the south coast of the U.K. and receives anal sex by 26 other men and a midget in a single day.

Keith: I have entered the Brighton Marathon next year.

Alex: Me too. I do the Brighton Marathon every year! It makes my eyes water sometimes!

by JonnyFirePower September 20, 2012

booker card

The bringer of joy for Symbiant staff!

Keith : "Look everyone, I've recieved our booker card!"

Symbiant Staff: "Yippee!"

by JonnyFirePower December 27, 2007