Brighton Marathon

A once yearly event when a male travels to Brighton located on the south coast of the U.K. and receives anal sex by 26 other men and a midget in a single day.
Keith: I have entered the Brighton Marathon next year.

Alex: Me too. I do the Brighton Marathon every year! It makes my eyes water sometimes!
by JonnyFirePower April 20, 2012
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booker card

The bringer of joy for Symbiant staff!
Keith : "Look everyone, I've recieved our booker card!"

Symbiant Staff: "Yippee!"
by JonnyFirePower November 28, 2007
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