Bridesmaid 

bridesmaid
noun
1.
a girl or woman, usually one of several, who accompanies a bride on her wedding day."her sister asked her to be chief bridesmaid"
2.
informal
a person who never attains a desire or goal.

Rickie Fowler, (2014 Golf season).
"Rickie is having a good season, but seems a long way away from a major whilst being a bridesmaid to Rory wee-mac"

Bridesmaid by Noddy Japan August 11, 2014

Bridesmaid 

1. A woman who is The sister I never got, a best friend in every way possible, an amazing lady who I want to share my special day standing next to me

Anna-Lee ferris will you be my bridesmaid?

Bridesmaid by Wedding08/06/19 January 11, 2017

bridesmaid 

the first time you were ever a bridesmaid was probably for a very close families relative

well you must admit, wasn't really that fun

i was once a bridesmaid, but sadly couldn't enjoy it

bridesmaid by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Bridesmaid-ed 

When one of your friends appears to be doing something really nice for you (such as asking you to be in her wedding) but in all reality is royally screwing you. (By subjecting you to months of listening to bridezilla talk, forcing you to pay hundreds for a dress you'll never wear in your life... etc) The word can apply to any situation NOT limited to weddings.

"Wasn't that sweet of Jessica to ask Marianne to go to the beach?"

"Not really. You know she just wanted her to go so that Jessica would look skinny compared to Marianne who's gained a few pounds."

"Wow. She totally got bridesmaid-ed."

Bridesmaid-ed by ACB22 February 4, 2010

bridesmaid wasted 

The special kind of drunk you only get as a female member of a wedding party. The kind where you wake up the next day in a pretty dress, missing your shoes, smeared with someone else's lipstick and unable to remember how you made it home after a wedding or stagette.

"Why do I feel so awful and whose panties are these?" "Dude, you got bridesmaid wasted."

bridesmaid wasted by idnami March 29, 2015

Bridesmaid's Beer 

The alcohol of choice typically drank by women who have to fit into a wedding dress and cannot afford to gain any calories from real beer. Thus, they drink bridesmaid's beer (water).

Annie: Hey Jill, you want to go to a frat party tonight? I hear there is going to be a lot of alcohol!
Jill: Remember Annie, I'm going to be in my sister's wedding, so I can only drink Bridesmaid's Beer!

Bridesmaid's Beer by thedondondreamer December 17, 2010

Bridesmaid Sandwich 

The ultimate present for a newlywed husband

Mark's wife is so cool. She let him have a Bridesmaid Sandwich on their wedding night

Bridesmaid Sandwich by cartguy March 2, 2011