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A mixed word of "Bruh" and "Oof" together used in situations when you are out of expressions or the situation seems heavier than you expect but have no words to use.
Friend: I broke up Danny.
Me: Bruh
Friend: And Josh wants to meet me now.
Me: Oof
Friend: And Josh is sending me messages again.
Me: Brhoof
Brhoof by Sneakyturtle921 March 26, 2022
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Instead of spiking a women's drink with a date rape drug, you spike it with Plan B.
Sarah: Hey are you wearing a condom?

Colin: Ummm No... but were good.

.....Later the next day......

Josh: Hey Colin I heard you raw dogged Sarah last night, aren't you worried you got her preggos??

Colin: No man I Broofied her at the bar before I took her home.

Josh: Well played sir...
Broofie by Chris Waltham August 10, 2012
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Friendly gesture between one brony and another in the form of connecting knuckles together (or hoofs).

Originating from My Little Pony, cult childrens TV cartoon.
Manly Man 1 - "I totally love MLP"

Manly Man 2 - "Yeah me too!! Brohoof!!!"

/brohoof
brohoof by sobamade June 29, 2011
The brony equivalent to a brofist. Commonly used by bronies in real life, but is sometimes used on the internet with the emoticon of "/) * (\"
Real life:

Brony 1: Hey man, did you see that new MLP episode? It was focused on Fluttershy.
Brony 2: Yeah man! Fluttershy's my favorite pony!

*The two bronies then do a brohoof"

Online:

Brony 1: Yo man, you see the new episode of MLP?
Brony 2: No, gimme a link.
Brony 1: <youtube link>
Brony 2: Thanks man, /)
Brony 1: /) * (\
brohoof by BleachCola October 25, 2012

Bahoofie 

A woman of any color that exibits ridiculous/ghetto unlady-like behavior ie twerking, having ones neck crooked like a chicken, speaking as if they have no formal education.
Yo did you see that bahoofie at the club that was all on me? Yo she was twerkin' on everybody then had the nerve to ask me for a drink. Bitch swerve!"
Bahoofie by Black_Stallion February 12, 2015

Broofing 

The action of bro-ing out with 40s on a roof. Bros that broof usually use the roof/beer to get chicks. Studies have shown this action works 100% of the time, every time.
Hey Bro Montana, lets go get some King Cobras and start broofing before our hangovers kick in.
Broofing by TardBird October 8, 2010
Bros drinking brews on the roof. An engagement where brothers, fraternal or otherwise, seek to imbibe whilst on the roof of one's homestead, apartment, or otherwise.
G: Hey Niels, want to grab a few red stripes and head up to the roof?

N: Sure thing bro. I'll call Mark and see if we wants to join us for an old fashioned broof session.
Broof by hoodatninja May 14, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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