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Broofing 

The action of bro-ing out with 40s on a roof. Bros that broof usually use the roof/beer to get chicks. Studies have shown this action works 100% of the time, every time.
Hey Bro Montana, lets go get some King Cobras and start broofing before our hangovers kick in.
Broofing by TardBird October 8, 2010
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Broofing 

The act of bro-proofing something so that no homie can access it.
Johnny: Hey dude, nice slave! Mind if I try it?

YSL: Hell nah *paints slave white*

Johnny: DUDE? Seriously? Broofing? Dammit now I can't use it no more. Stupid nigga YSL.

Mr.Boofington 

When a man gets so high that he calls 911 on himself
911: hi what is your emergency
Asian dude: hi, I’m high and need to get un high
*911 to officer* we’ve got a Mr.Boofington
Mr.Boofington by PullTheTriggaFigga September 21, 2018
Expressing deep sorrow or remorse. To dwell on a misfortunate outcome of an event with regret or displeasure.
Johnny was "brooding" after he found out the girl he was dating wasn't 16 as she initially told him but actually 13.
Brooding by Dre Dev January 5, 2005

“boofing like shit” 

statistically speaking, it simply means when you smell like shit and haven’t gotten around to that good deodorant.
man that kid tre is really “boofing like shit”.
Inserting drugs or having someone insert drugs into your body through your anus. Better experience is allowing someone to blow the substance inside you with a straw.
I had Stover blow cocaine in my ass last night to achieve the best high. Hit her up...she's boofing everyone!
Boofing by sniffthatshit86 February 11, 2017

cunt-brooming

When a man with a rather full and bushy mustache performs cunnilingus on a willing female, giving the appearance of a broom upon her cunt.
With a mustache like that, Tom Selleck is definitely cunt-brooming eight or nine bitches tonight.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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