Broofing

The action of bro-ing out with 40s on a roof. Bros that broof usually use the roof/beer to get chicks. Studies have shown this action works 100% of the time, every time.

Hey Bro Montana, lets go get some King Cobras and start broofing before our hangovers kick in.

by TardBird October 8, 2010

Broofing

The act of bro-proofing something so that no homie can access it.

Johnny: Hey dude, nice slave! Mind if I try it?

YSL: Hell nah *paints slave white*

Johnny: DUDE? Seriously? Broofing? Dammit now I can't use it no more. Stupid nigga YSL.

by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER July 24, 2022

Mr.Boofington

When a man gets so high that he calls 911 on himself

911: hi what is your emergency
Asian dude: hi, I’m high and need to get un high
*911 to officer* we’ve got a Mr.Boofington

by PullTheTriggaFigga September 21, 2018

Brooding

Expressing deep sorrow or remorse. To dwell on a misfortunate outcome of an event with regret or displeasure.

Johnny was "brooding" after he found out the girl he was dating wasn't 16 as she initially told him but actually 13.

by Dre Dev January 5, 2005

“boofing like shit”

statistically speaking, it simply means when you smell like shit and haven’t gotten around to that good deodorant.

man that kid tre is really “boofing like shit”.

by urboi411 June 10, 2019

Boofing

Inserting drugs or having someone insert drugs into your body through your anus. Better experience is allowing someone to blow the substance inside you with a straw.

I had Stover blow cocaine in my ass last night to achieve the best high. Hit her up...she's boofing everyone!

by sniffthatshit86 February 11, 2017

cunt-brooming

When a man with a rather full and bushy mustache performs cunnilingus on a willing female, giving the appearance of a broom upon her cunt.

With a mustache like that, Tom Selleck is definitely cunt-brooming eight or nine bitches tonight.

by 30 tall cans of Busch August 29, 2009